So, there is this HKT48 show going on (hosted by Sasshi) where a senbatsu member is a guest every episode. They get to meet the girls, and by the end of the episode, they choose their HKT48 favourite loli, make them their official imoutos and finally take them out on a dinner date!

I know!

Those AKB girls get everything!

The show is on episode nine at the moment. It started out with none other than Yukirin who, with the powers that be, chose Sakura-tan as her favourite loli imouto.

I wouldn’t have been more sold on a show than that!

This time around though, the beast gets loose in the land of the lolis and by God!

She even dressed the part – Looking like a male lion with that coat on!

The poor girls knew not what hit them!

Look at the beast, in a skin of an innocent lamb, playing Santa bringing gifts to the kids

IT’S ALL LIES!

Run for your lives kids, run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!

Seriously tho, she broke so many lolis with her presence, some in a good way others in a bad way. The one mostly badly broken was poor Nakanish!

 

Milky made her FAIL for the very first time. I wanted to go in the TV and give her a hug after she failed to make Milky rawf on two attempts.

Okay, I know Milky is from NMB, who are like the gods of LOL but really? Nakanishi is like the 2nd top-tier in HKT so for her to fail is kinda….

 

Murashige failed too at her measly attempts but really, what’s knew!

 

BTW, I love the seating plan here. Nakanishi right behind Murashige. The best spot to see her gazing at Anna whenever she gets the chance. Seriously, I ship these two so hard! They are like, my first HKT48 ship!

Any way, moving on the the good stuff, we all know of Milky’s rumoured seductive handshakes at events, right?

Well, what better way to demonstrate than on the poor innocent lolis! First up was 2nd Gen Ace Meru.

Wait, 2nd Gen? But you already made her centre for the first ever HKT song!

WTF AKS?!!

But really, we expect management to fuck up like, every other time now that it is no longer a surprise.

Any way, back to poor Meru,

   

She says that she is very moved by the ever smiling Milky. Milky doesn’t even let her finish before she sends a flaming arrow right into the 12yrs old Meru’s heart by saying that she loves her.

I wish there was a heart-rate monitor present. It would be hitting 30 a second I swear!

I mean, look at the poor girl!

 
 
 

Natsu, one of my favourites, asks Milky to set her on fire.

Milky obliges.

Milky sends her a kiss.

“…”

Are those sirens I hear from a distance?! I guess someone called for an ambulance!

 
 

Murashige: I’m cold…

Milky: Well then, let’s <insert keyword here which means to have a bath> together!

Murashige: I’ll do it!

Another one down people, another one down!

 

Nakanishi: Please confess your love to me!

Milky: Let’s <insert keyword here again> together!

Nakanishi: *some cool words I wish I understood what they meant >.<*

 
 
 

 
 
 
 

And so the buffet rolled by with plated full of food from one end and coming out with empty dishes on the other!

Not even Madoka was saf-come on Madoka, let go of Milky’s hands already, will ya!

Well done Milky, well done! You shan’t be forgotten any time soon, that’s for sure!

 
 

Any way, Milky chooses the cry-baby Aoi – who actually did not cry this time around because Milky warned her not to cry or else she wouldn’t make her her imouto. In the end she did not cry and Milky made her her little sister!

What a plot this episode had! If this were a movie, we would be all like,

‘Well shit, I didn’t see that coming. But I should have’.

Actually Aoi was already chosen by Miichan as her imouto so I guess they can pick more than one! This brings back the old days of AKBINGO (The very first segment actually)!

 

 

Damn it, even Milky’s date was a little more…heated than the others >.<

What a pro!

So yeah, I am indeed watching this show, it’s just that these variety shows aren’t driving enough to be written about….

Oh well.