Well then, here i go back to Smileage after so long….

Yes, I was into them when they first came onto the scene and blew my take on H!P out of the window. They were so…fresh and out of theme for H!P that I just could not resist but then the graduations started happening and by the little numbers of members back then, you can imagine my feels!

So I dumped them.

But now I feel like returning because of their latest single ~Samui ne~

Well, I felt like returning after watching this HM performance of the single.

Seriously tho, looking at them caps above, what exactly don’t they have?

 

Katsuta Rina & Takeuchi Akari

There is hand-holding, and do I love my hands people!

 
 
 

There is those sexy mid-ribs, for the letcher within

Then the killer embraces,

 

Katsuta Rina & Wada Ayaka

 
 

 

Fukuda Kanon & Wada Ayaka

 

Kana/Rina, Akari/Ayaka, Kanon/Meimi

Damn you Tsunku, WTH is happening with you lately? Did that date with Yasusu give you ideas? Was he so drunk that he spilled the secrets to winning me over?

Either way, this was what I needed to get rid of the hangover I had after last night!

So, I see this performance and off I go and hunt down the PVs for the single because, like, why the hell am I just leaning of this, like, now!? I mean the single was out last month and I just heard of the gay moments just yesterday?!!

MADNESS!

Before I curse the internet for failing me, when I get my hands on all the 100 versions of the PV (You know H!P and their singles), you betcha I got sober faster than the time it took Bane to break Batman!

That has to be the most boring and let-down single i have ever watched!

Seriously though, in one version, they spent the whole PV just chilling there, some seated others standing….Nothing more! All that moved was their lips as the sang!

The disappointment meter was very interesting to say the least!

In another version, that was better only because it looked mighty delicious (what, I eat quality for brain food) had the girls looking out windows and since this is a close-up version, there was so damn much looking!

Another version was the mixture of the previous two!

“…”

There was no gay-juice to be had anywhere!

Can you believe it that I almost went and bought this single!!!!!

Fuck the PVs, the live performances are over 9000 times better!

I guess I am still safe from the H!P VIRUS!