So, Imma just back from watching Breaking-
That’s alright, laugh all you want! But with a review LIKE THIS, can you really blame me for biting that bait?
Didn’t think so.
On that note, if you want a 100% take on the movie, honestly the best review of this movie you will ever read, now that I have actually seen it, this is the review you want because I am not going to even talk about the whole thing…NOPE!
All I am discussing is what caught my eye. Sorry, not mentioning but, you know, reporting…bulleting style!
- Janella
To those who actually have seen this movie, did you also note the tension between Jane and Bella on the battlefield? I was like, holding my breath and everything and having Runaways flashback when their eyes frikking met in a kind of mental sexual intercourse or somet….
Okay, okay, let me say one thing about this movie.
In the beginning, the screen is stamped with a 12 rating, 12! The cinema is filled with preteens and tens and all around teens!
Ten minutes or so in?
Frikking sex scene!
Something boring minutes in?
Lighting kids, children, to be precise a child of 4 or 5 years old, on damn fire! And he was smiling like an angel (of death) just before merciless Jane threw him in the infernal! More boring minutes further, Marble gore and violent head ripping!
I swear to God I don’t even….!
Ahem
Getting back to the subject at hand….I am off doing a search on the net for all the Jane/Bella fics out there!
Totally sparked my inner shipper, they did!
Speaking of ships….
2. Amazoness Duo (No pun intended)
Something about them is making my radar spike off the screen size!
And they got speed! My favourite power ever! Okay they are on the Phoenix level of power (XMen) but they were damn faster than other vamps, even Eddie-boy.
3. Alice, Alice ALICE!
Everyone wants Alice!
Alice-mathaphakin-Cullen reverse scissor-cut Aro like a frikking Boss!
Angelic Alice made Jane piss her robes and even turn tail and run!
Goddess Alice fuckin saves the day yet again just like every other goddamn time the Cullens are in trouble and it’s always Edwards damn fault!
I swear to you guys that I don’t even want to think of where the Cullens would be without Alice! I know but I don’t want to think about it! That would be disrespectful to team Jacob and Edward!
FSSST
Team Jake and Edward…please!
Alice has done all the damn heroic things since frikkin day one and does she get any thanks to saving their precious sparkly in the light lives?
NOPE!
4. CGI Baby!
I couldn’t stop laughing at that baby (and everything else really but mostly)! Did the real one even ever appear? I can’t tell, due to the fact that I watched three quarters of this movie with only my ears!
Yes. You read that right.
5. The cinema experience!
You know, to those who ask why go to cinemas with teh internets in the palm of my hands, to thee I say that there are some things you will never forget in cinemas. For example the reactions of the audience!
And damn did BD2 get reaction!
Yes, REACTION!
As in 1!
UN-CONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!
Laughter in a movie that is not a comedy!
I swear not even the funniest movie gets the amount of laughter that boomed around the cinema during BD2!
I am guilt as charged too BYW!
THAT IS ALL!
百合 Fever 
November 17, 2012 at 20:03
No. Not even a crack yuri pairing will make me watch a Twilight movie, paid or torrent. I could care less that this is the best movie in the franchise…considering the series’ track record, which isn’t saying much. I’ll stick to seeing clips of them when they’re being bashed by internet reviewers.
This reminds me of your Dark Knight Rises and Snow White discussions. DKR had Catwoman and her sidekick. The only reason that pairing was plausible for subtext was because Catwoman had a female apprentice who had a crush on her in the comics. I didn’t notice any subtext in Snow White.
My deal with live-action subtext pairings are, if any of the women in question are already seeing or together with a guy, it makes the pairing utterly pointless to me and no fanfic can convince me otherwise. Absolutely none. Then again, Edward and Jacob do have some chemistry, which makes perfect sense since this is a shoujo franchise after all.
In short, as far as live-action yuri goes for me, it’s either canon or bollocks.
November 22, 2012 at 16:03
You totally speak my mind man. The only reason why I even bother to watch the movies and read the books in the first place was due to a glimse of the cool/cute/awesome/beautiful Alice Cullen. That girl is like the best thing that ever happen to Twilight and it’d be nice if it’s recognized at least once. Too bad 90% of all Twilight fans are busy arguing about control freak Eddy and puppy man Jake. Bella would have a much more interesting love life if she fell for Alice instead in the first place.
November 22, 2012 at 17:11
Oh, I know it all too well. The Belice fics are like, thousands of times better than the original!
In fact, I am re-reading ‘The Edge’ now.