百合 Fever

Yuri Is Life!

On Your Knees…Before Matsui Rena

40 Comments



No…This is not Cosplay!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have just bared witness to something…Something incredible…Something…Something unexplainable!

This has been an hour and a half long awesome SKE48 video I have ever seen and yet…yet all I can remember are the last few minutes of it!

Excuse me while I confirm the beating of my heart one more time…

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I am SKE48 Team S’s Matsui Rena. Today, I am going to perform some swordplay for you. Please bare with me throughout this period.
First, I would like to show you some sword dance.

samurai rena-006 samurai rena-007
samurai rena-008 samurai rena-009
samurai rena-010 samurai rena-011

Hah! Hah!…Hah! Hah!

samurai rena-012 samurai rena-013

*Fuuuuuu~*

samurai rena-014 samurai rena-015

Thank you.

samurai rena-017

For my next demonstration, I would like to show you dear guests, just how sharp this sword actually is. First, we are going to try a candle.
And for that I would like to request some help from the audience if you’d be so kind.

samurai rena-018 samurai rena-019
samurai rena-020 samurai rena-021

Exactly

samurai rena-026

Next, we shall try cutting the Japanese radish. I would also like some help with this one please.
I am going to cut this vegetable resting on the arm of this gentleman with just a piece of paper between them.

samurai rena-024 samurai rena-025

That Kin-chan had a reaction like that! That Kin-chan!

Here I go…

yuki7


yukirin wa shoku

yuki22

Lastly, I would like to show you something I have never showed to the public before. Please watch it for yourselves to fully understand it.

Here I go…

samurai rena-035

yuki6

yuki21

samurai rena-038 samurai rena-039

I am going to need your help again Mister. Please tie my hand tightly to this sword.


samurai rena-042 samurai rena-049
samurai rena-048 samurai rena-050

Tighter please. And make another knot just to be safe.


samurai rena-052 samurai rena-054

*Starts to slowly pull the sword from between her tightly wound hand!*

yuki20


*HNNGG…*

 
 

*Pants hard!*



At least some know what to feel…

*Pulls sword out with so much effort it’s almost edible*

yuki2


samurai rena-077 samurai rena-078
samurai rena-080

That is all.
Thank you.


i cant

“…”

I am sorry but I…

Matsui Rena Ladies and Gentlemen.

Unknown's avatar

Author: Black Gekikara

Love, Eat and sleep Yuri Hail Yukirin, Batman and Zack Snyder Long Live Horror

40 thoughts on “On Your Knees…Before Matsui Rena

  1. SakuraK's avatar

    D= I know Rena ojou-sama learned Kendo before but I’ve never thought…. Now I know why she didn’t even bother to be good at sport. Mess with her and you can get chopped up like a radish >_< Except my hime is to nice for that though. And LOL, making all the girls teary eyes while she looked as cool as steel. I shall bow down together with you T__T

  2. Kragorin's avatar

    Now I’m scared as hell. How am I supposed to write a fic about this “monster”? I can’t do this sh*t anymore. (Sorry for the strong words.) I DON’T WANT TO DIE! Please don’t kill me Matsui-sama! Onegaishimasu!

    PS: I want this show right now!

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      I already shared it on H!O >_>

      Any ways, I thought it would be just the opposite? Master Rena commands you to finish whatever fic you were planning to write about her, right NAO! ^^

      • Kragorin's avatar

        With all do respect, only one person can command me. Only one, and that is not Rena. I accept orders from Cpt. Takahashi Minami and no one else! I know I might risk my life on this, but I can die for my captain no problem. My fate is to serve her with my life!

        PS: But I will finish my fiction stories I’m working on because… I made a promise and a real man shall keep his promise no matter what.”Minami to yakusoku shitanda, maji ni ikiru ‘te!”

      • Black Gekikara's avatar

        When you find yourself in finely sliced pieces, don’t come crying to me. I am sorry but I won’t be able to help you ^^

        You and your Takamina complex~ >.<

  3. Kyon (@KyonLovesSake)'s avatar

    Hey, whats is this from anyway?

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      Kataomoi Finally Type C, the Shirogumi VS Akagumi battle.

      Do you want me to put up the ripped version on MF or are the ISO okay for you? (They are already available on H!O)

      • Kragorin's avatar

        I would be grateful as the ISO is way to big for me and I am not even that big of a SKE fan. But you did not ask me, so I will shut my mouth up…

      • Black Gekikara's avatar

        Meh, I might as well do it while I still can. This ACTA thing, which my country already signed by the way (Damn you you stupid government) though we still have to wait until it is approved by the UN, will be making the Internet the most boring place ever if it passes in June.

        You will have to wait for a day or so though because I have been abusing my bandwidth a lot over the last 24 hours and I am it, right now actually. >.<

  4. Kragorin's avatar

    Don’t worry I can wait a few days. And our neighbor country also signed that damn thing. This is… I can’t even tell what I’m feeling right now. Why don’t they just shut down the whole thing and give it back to the ARMY. We don’t need internet, we don’t need anything… They just don’t know which year are we in…

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      You know, one one hand I hope this thing gets approved, only for people to strike by not buying their crap!

      Seriously, what are we going to do? No more AKBINGO! or any other Japanese show and youtube will be filled with either home economics videos or people committing suicide!

      Like, WTF?!

      • Kragorin's avatar

        They just don’t know whom they’re messing with. I can be worse that Ikari Yui when I’m pissed. I can be more fearsome that Chuck F. Norris himself!

        And yeah, suicide will be an option for some people. Not for me though… But let’s stop this conversation right now, let’s not give it more thought than this. I do not have energy to be wasted on this.

        If Matsui-sama wants to cut some people then these ones should be cut in half, not me…

  5. SeoYul's avatar

    Matsui-sama doesn’t even need to do danso to look so cool. >< And this is even better than being an archer.

    I have long prostrated myself in front of Matsui-sama's shrine. m(_ _)m

    She's an SKE god, you know. (At least that's what the latest episode of Bimyo told me :P)

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      What?! RenaGod! Episode frikkin where?!

      *Runs off to hunt*

      • SeoYul's avatar

        Lololol! Go find it~! I actually find it funny how they made the transition. The first time time she appeared, she was SKE’s mentor. An episode after that, she was SKE’s celebrity. Then at the latest episode, they finally have her playing SKE’s kami-sama. You can’t get any higher than that, so where does she exactly go after that? XD

  6. Kragorin's avatar

    @ SeoYul: Back to the well probably 🙂

  7. Kragorin's avatar

    After watching this show: At first I was worried about that Rena will slip down on my sympathy list because of my weakened trust in her. But after I watched this whole show she strengthened her position. Rena gave me an impression one of my original characters I made for my second book (with a sub title: “Dark/Light”). My character is a female samurai-like person whose job is to protect the free souls being captured by the “Shadows”. Rena have that kind of character in her. My character isn’t always though, just as Rena. You can see it in her eye in the last picture you posted. She was scared as hell but she stayed calm, just like my character… Damn you Rena! When I start to think that you are not worthy to my trust you always prove yourself. If she wasn’t that cute I had easier time. Rena why thou must to be always like this? Raising my doubts about my judgement every time. What kind of girl are you? A silent beauty? A cute little thing? A confident leader? A calm samurai spirit? Or a player who does nothing but deceive others? And illusionist? Who are you, Rena? “Nanimono?”

  8. ANdo's avatar

    WOW!!! RENA.. ^^

  9. kidafohs's avatar

    What’s next the second coming will Rena and Jurina have a baby anything is possible with these two Jurina was probably having kittens in the audience

  10. ANdo's avatar

    where can I watch this show?

  11. kidafohs's avatar

    brilliant she is so good I watched her part god knows how many times in the last hour I can understand the rest of SKE’s reactions the look of horror on some of their faces was a picture. Long Live Queen Rena no longer a princess she is the Queen of SKE and AKB

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      Tru dat! Poor Kumin and Anna were reduced to tears though I would have settled for a better reaction from her waifu Airi but alas!

      And true again, Rena is Queen of SKE48. With this stunt I shudder to think how next Senbatsu is going to be!

      Oh Lawd!

  12. Masakohasegawa's avatar

    Holy craps! This girl is so hot! She will sliced me to death i admit or probably cut me up into pieces for being such a crazier wota over Jurina over her. But damn, can’t imagine what’ll be like it Gekikara has some skill upgrades with inclusive to Kendo.

    • Black Gekikara's avatar

      Oh hi there Masakohasegawa (where have I heard this name before!), welcome and thanks for commenting.

      Gekikara with a sword would just be overkill, like Kenshiro with drill that peirce the heavens!

      Anyways, she is already great with a pair of scissors so…But since Gekikara’s rival is the knife girl, I guess she could do with a sword!

  13. takahashi mika's avatar

    please give me the link of this samurai rena~!

  14. Kensei's avatar

    Hello 🙂 I am not sure if my question to be answered or not because it’s been a long time, but I want to keep asking questions and hopefully get feedback. Where can I get English subtitle of this video? (http://www.mediafire.com/?7uc1l86i3iqp2#myfiles) Because I really don’t understand what is discussed in this video ^^ thank you very much.

  15. Fakhrur Yohoho Brook's avatar

    is it already exists in the subtitle of the video posted by Kragorin??????

  16. Web camera's avatar

    I enjoy, cause I found exactly what I used
    to be taking a look for. You’ve ended my four day lengthy hunt!
    God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye

  17. taderan's avatar

    Matsui Rena : Perfect Girlfriend, will be perfect to be your Wife too
    Matsui Re : Perfect Boyfriend, will also be the perfect husband in your life T_T

Leave a reply to Kyon (@KyonLovesSake) Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.