No…This is not Cosplay!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have just bared witness to something…Something incredible…Something…Something unexplainable!
This has been an hour and a half long awesome SKE48 video I have ever seen and yet…yet all I can remember are the last few minutes of it!
Excuse me while I confirm the beating of my heart one more time…
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am SKE48 Team S’s Matsui Rena. Today, I am going to perform some swordplay for you. Please bare with me throughout this period.
First, I would like to show you some sword dance.
Hah! Hah!…Hah! Hah!
*Fuuuuuu~*
Thank you.
For my next demonstration, I would like to show you dear guests, just how sharp this sword actually is. First, we are going to try a candle.
And for that I would like to request some help from the audience if you’d be so kind.
Exactly
Next, we shall try cutting the Japanese radish. I would also like some help with this one please.
I am going to cut this vegetable resting on the arm of this gentleman with just a piece of paper between them.
That Kin-chan had a reaction like that! That Kin-chan!
Here I go…
…
Lastly, I would like to show you something I have never showed to the public before. Please watch it for yourselves to fully understand it.
Here I go…
I am going to need your help again Mister. Please tie my hand tightly to this sword.
Tighter please. And make another knot just to be safe.
*Starts to slowly pull the sword from between her tightly wound hand!*
*HNNGG…*
*Pants hard!*
At least some know what to feel…
*Pulls sword out with so much effort it’s almost edible*
That is all.
Thank you.
“…”
I am sorry but I…
Matsui Rena Ladies and Gentlemen.
January 28, 2012 at 04:22
D= I know Rena ojou-sama learned Kendo before but I’ve never thought…. Now I know why she didn’t even bother to be good at sport. Mess with her and you can get chopped up like a radish >_< Except my hime is to nice for that though. And LOL, making all the girls teary eyes while she looked as cool as steel. I shall bow down together with you T__T
January 28, 2012 at 05:52
Now I’m scared as hell. How am I supposed to write a fic about this “monster”? I can’t do this sh*t anymore. (Sorry for the strong words.) I DON’T WANT TO DIE! Please don’t kill me Matsui-sama! Onegaishimasu!
PS: I want this show right now!
January 28, 2012 at 13:18
I already shared it on H!O >_>
Any ways, I thought it would be just the opposite? Master Rena commands you to finish whatever fic you were planning to write about her, right NAO! ^^
January 28, 2012 at 16:47
With all do respect, only one person can command me. Only one, and that is not Rena. I accept orders from Cpt. Takahashi Minami and no one else! I know I might risk my life on this, but I can die for my captain no problem. My fate is to serve her with my life!
PS: But I will finish my fiction stories I’m working on because… I made a promise and a real man shall keep his promise no matter what.”Minami to yakusoku shitanda, maji ni ikiru ‘te!”
January 28, 2012 at 16:49
When you find yourself in finely sliced pieces, don’t come crying to me. I am sorry but I won’t be able to help you ^^
You and your Takamina complex~ >.<
January 28, 2012 at 13:10
Hey, whats is this from anyway?
January 28, 2012 at 13:20
Kataomoi Finally Type C, the Shirogumi VS Akagumi battle.
Do you want me to put up the ripped version on MF or are the ISO okay for you? (They are already available on H!O)
January 28, 2012 at 16:52
I would be grateful as the ISO is way to big for me and I am not even that big of a SKE fan. But you did not ask me, so I will shut my mouth up…
January 28, 2012 at 16:56
Meh, I might as well do it while I still can. This ACTA thing, which my country already signed by the way (Damn you you stupid government) though we still have to wait until it is approved by the UN, will be making the Internet the most boring place ever if it passes in June.
You will have to wait for a day or so though because I have been abusing my bandwidth a lot over the last 24 hours and I am it, right now actually. >.<
January 28, 2012 at 17:47
Don’t worry I can wait a few days. And our neighbor country also signed that damn thing. This is… I can’t even tell what I’m feeling right now. Why don’t they just shut down the whole thing and give it back to the ARMY. We don’t need internet, we don’t need anything… They just don’t know which year are we in…
January 28, 2012 at 17:52
You know, one one hand I hope this thing gets approved, only for people to strike by not buying their crap!
Seriously, what are we going to do? No more AKBINGO! or any other Japanese show and youtube will be filled with either home economics videos or people committing suicide!
Like, WTF?!
January 28, 2012 at 18:19
They just don’t know whom they’re messing with. I can be worse that Ikari Yui when I’m pissed. I can be more fearsome that Chuck F. Norris himself!
And yeah, suicide will be an option for some people. Not for me though… But let’s stop this conversation right now, let’s not give it more thought than this. I do not have energy to be wasted on this.
If Matsui-sama wants to cut some people then these ones should be cut in half, not me…
January 28, 2012 at 23:07
Matsui-sama doesn’t even need to do danso to look so cool. >< And this is even better than being an archer.
I have long prostrated myself in front of Matsui-sama's shrine. m(_ _)m
She's an SKE god, you know. (At least that's what the latest episode of Bimyo told me :P)
January 28, 2012 at 23:09
What?! RenaGod! Episode frikkin where?!
*Runs off to hunt*
January 28, 2012 at 23:48
Lololol! Go find it~! I actually find it funny how they made the transition. The first time time she appeared, she was SKE’s mentor. An episode after that, she was SKE’s celebrity. Then at the latest episode, they finally have her playing SKE’s kami-sama. You can’t get any higher than that, so where does she exactly go after that? XD
January 29, 2012 at 05:14
@ SeoYul: Back to the well probably 🙂
January 29, 2012 at 06:15
LOL! Yeah, that was funny (and probably true). 😀 I think I saw her crawling back there, actually.
January 29, 2012 at 09:17
After watching this show: At first I was worried about that Rena will slip down on my sympathy list because of my weakened trust in her. But after I watched this whole show she strengthened her position. Rena gave me an impression one of my original characters I made for my second book (with a sub title: “Dark/Light”). My character is a female samurai-like person whose job is to protect the free souls being captured by the “Shadows”. Rena have that kind of character in her. My character isn’t always though, just as Rena. You can see it in her eye in the last picture you posted. She was scared as hell but she stayed calm, just like my character… Damn you Rena! When I start to think that you are not worthy to my trust you always prove yourself. If she wasn’t that cute I had easier time. Rena why thou must to be always like this? Raising my doubts about my judgement every time. What kind of girl are you? A silent beauty? A cute little thing? A confident leader? A calm samurai spirit? Or a player who does nothing but deceive others? And illusionist? Who are you, Rena? “Nanimono?”
February 3, 2012 at 12:17
kragorin..can u share the link..I really want to watch it…
February 3, 2012 at 12:42
There: http://www.mediafire.com/?7uc1l86i3iqp2
I hope it still works
January 30, 2012 at 03:44
WOW!!! RENA.. ^^
January 31, 2012 at 01:01
What’s next the second coming will Rena and Jurina have a baby anything is possible with these two Jurina was probably having kittens in the audience
January 31, 2012 at 18:02
When we see either one wearing a ring on any finger, we shall know where it’s from…Unless it is from Churi then….
January 31, 2012 at 04:07
where can I watch this show?
January 31, 2012 at 11:28
It on the third (type c) dvd of Kataomoi Finally which you can get on H!O or…ask Kragorin to share MF link with you ^^
January 31, 2012 at 14:52
brilliant she is so good I watched her part god knows how many times in the last hour I can understand the rest of SKE’s reactions the look of horror on some of their faces was a picture. Long Live Queen Rena no longer a princess she is the Queen of SKE and AKB
January 31, 2012 at 17:59
Tru dat! Poor Kumin and Anna were reduced to tears though I would have settled for a better reaction from her waifu Airi but alas!
And true again, Rena is Queen of SKE48. With this stunt I shudder to think how next Senbatsu is going to be!
Oh Lawd!
February 1, 2012 at 09:16
Holy craps! This girl is so hot! She will sliced me to death i admit or probably cut me up into pieces for being such a crazier wota over Jurina over her. But damn, can’t imagine what’ll be like it Gekikara has some skill upgrades with inclusive to Kendo.
February 1, 2012 at 09:31
Oh hi there Masakohasegawa (where have I heard this name before!), welcome and thanks for commenting.
Gekikara with a sword would just be overkill, like Kenshiro with drill that peirce the heavens!
Anyways, she is already great with a pair of scissors so…But since Gekikara’s rival is the knife girl, I guess she could do with a sword!
February 3, 2012 at 16:11
thx a lot… XD..
February 3, 2012 at 19:59
No problem friend. No problem at all 🙂
February 19, 2012 at 08:36
please give me the link of this samurai rena~!
February 19, 2012 at 08:42
Ask Kragorin, he has it. ^^
February 19, 2012 at 12:43
Scroll up my friend, I already posted it here ^_^
December 14, 2013 at 20:49
Hello 🙂 I am not sure if my question to be answered or not because it’s been a long time, but I want to keep asking questions and hopefully get feedback. Where can I get English subtitle of this video? (http://www.mediafire.com/?7uc1l86i3iqp2#myfiles) Because I really don’t understand what is discussed in this video ^^ thank you very much.
December 15, 2013 at 01:37
Sorry Kensei but the subs you are looking for don’t exist ^^
Subs for these kinds of video just don’t happen, well, so far as I am aware
December 22, 2013 at 18:51
Rena :3
June 18, 2014 at 21:46
is it already exists in the subtitle of the video posted by Kragorin??????
August 31, 2014 at 06:20
I enjoy, cause I found exactly what I used
to be taking a look for. You’ve ended my four day lengthy hunt!
God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye
June 20, 2015 at 08:31
Matsui Rena : Perfect Girlfriend, will be perfect to be your Wife too
Matsui Re : Perfect Boyfriend, will also be the perfect husband in your life T_T