Pheromone Detective
Nito Moeno (Criminal), Kasai Tomomi (Pheromone Detective) and Kitahara Rie (Inspector)
Unagi and Umeboshi
Kuramochi Asuka (Unagi – Eel), Oota Aika (Umeboshi – Dried Ume) and Watanabe Mayu (Onigiri – Rice Ball)
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So, I proly should’ve done this way back when it started airing but I had no hopes for it back then. Finally having time to watch the full episodes, I have found that there is a whole lot of gaydar triggers in Bimyo so I am going to go picking them up from now on. For today I have done the first two episodes and these two segments are what got to me.
First up from episode one…
Pheromone Detective
We get into the picture in the middle of questioning. If I am not mistaken, Moeno is accused of murder but the questioning is getting no where.
Moeno: I am telling you I didn’t do it! Does my face looks like that of a criminal?
Eum, I am sorry to break it to you but it does dear Moeno. Which is what Kitarie said in response as well.
As they continue to accuse and deny, in walks one sexy lady. Godamn Tomo~mi is sexy. I couldn’t get my eyes off of her in this scene at all.
Kitarie: Pheromone Detective!
Moeno: Th-The rumoured Pheromone Detective *nose bleeds*
I know, Moeno! I was having a nose bleed of my own.
Kitarie fills in Pheromone Detective and thus begins the magic of confession by seduction pheromone.
Poor Moeno can’t keep eyes away from that cleavage and the nose is still bleeding from both the visual and the scent of the Sexy Detective. As she sits down and crosses her legs, I Moeno couldn’t stop staring at those net-covered delicious lumps of meat thighs. Not that I blame her.
Damn woman, you are so fine. In fact she is so fine that even Akimoto-sensei himself approves (In that one EXILE x AKB48 talk show).
Getting back to the problem at hand, The case is getting nowhere so the Pheromone Detective goes for broke.
She switches on her pheromone powers and gets in real close to the poor accused. Of course the force is too great that Moeno almost blacks out from the sheer sexiness she’s being bombarded with.
At the Inspectors’ warning, the Detective backs off and life comes back to Moeno, well, enough to keep staring at least.
Still no solution to the problem so what do?
Detective pheromone decides to open the top button of her already open shirt and promises good things if Moeno confesses that she did it!
Guess who put up their hands as the criminal? All the staff! Was that supposed to be in the script? I bet it wasn’t for I know I too was jumping in my seat going
“It was I! I did it I tell ya, I did it!”
Kitarie: Like, there can be that many suspects!
Oh yeah, I so loved this segment.
I bet people who watched episode one, after they saw this, they were instantly hooked on the show. I know I am now.
Any who, Moving on to episode two…
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Unagi to Umeboshi
In episode two, we have this kinda complicated food talk in Unagi and Umeboshi. We start out with Unagi being led to some secret place by Umeboshi. it seems Umeboshi had something important to talk to Unagi about.
Umeboshi proposes that they start dating. Unagi is shocked! It seems that their relationship is forbidden or something like that.
And I don’t know if they are speaking in FOOD or what.
Umeboshi loves Unagi though and while while her parents are against it, she doesn’t care.
While they scheme, probably thinking of eloping, there seems to have been a stalker eavesdropping in on their conversation. Who could it be…?
It’s Onigiri.
Onigiri has heard everything that’s been said (Mayuyu channelling her Nezumi skillz here). He seems real touchy with Umeboshi, who is doing nothing to fend off approaches. In fact she looks kinda happy about it!
Unagi: Who is this? Some one you know?
Umeboshi: He is my ex boyfriend…
Unagi: E-Ex?!
Onigiri: *grinsss*
Oh dear Lord, first of all, Love-tan an Mayuyu as ex lovers in kinda touching on reality there isn’t it? I wonder if the writers thought the same.
And Mayuyu and her evil characters. She really does pull them off really well. I am waiting the day when she is cast as TOMIE. I mean, she even has the mole under the eye (even though it’s on the right and not the left but really). She would so fit the role perfectly. And TOMIE has a thing for girls too so it’s a win-win.
Any who back to the point, Unagi tries real hard to fight for Umeboshi but after all, Umeboshi’s parents will never accept Unagi for her and they seemed real taken with Onigiri whom they encouraged Umeboshi to marry. Even though Onigiri is such a playa and had broken many a girls’ hearts.
Onigiri: It’s been a while so wanna go on a date?
Umeboshi: … *looks happy though*
Unagi: Don’t do it Umeboshi. He is a cheating bastard. he will only hurt you.
Umeboshi: I love you Unagi but thing were just not meant to be so…*runs off with Onigiri*
Unagi: Fate you beatch!
HA-HA!
Isn’t it sad Unagi?
How many times have soul mates not ended up together because of fate I wonder!
I am loving this show.
百合 Fever 
November 26, 2011 at 17:06
I see you finally come to this show. I really enjoy it too. Some guys in an Hungarian AKB forum say that the first episodes weren’t that much of a fun factor. I disagree with them as I really enjoyed the first episodes as well.
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Before I start I should mention a scene in the first episode where Tomochin actually said MY NAME! I fell off from my chair too when I heard that wonderful “Dear J.” word.
Also the scene with Yuko and Sae was so sick I laughed at it so badly. Oh and don’t even talk about that scene with the chickens (Is that only me who wished that KojiHaru actually got a role in that one? Like khm… Torigoya? 🙂 Also I was staring at that butt of Mayu’s. Damn, I like that jogging suit they had so much…).
on: now about what you wrote. I only share the joy with the Pheromone Detective scene as I like that more than the other one you mentioned. Now let’s just look at that scene. Isn’t KitaRie an IKEMEN? Hell yeah she is. And about Moeno… ah… it all started in one of the Muchaburi Dodge Ball games, and it goes on and on and on… She still has some of my love so there’s no problem there. About Kasai… hm… I do not like her because usually she has like two personalities. The cute little girl, and a hot erotic demon. These two doesn’t go well with me. At least when the girl switches personalities every time. But she has potential. The earlier Moe Games she was very good but she made a mistake about talking too fast. With her tiny voice it gets annoying to a male’s ears real fast. Now it seems that she corrected this little error, and now… well it’s like there’s going to be another Meetan in this group. I LOVED it so much I can’t even tell how much. Being a man never felt better. Tomoomi talked so softly and slowly and used body language so well that even I stood up and said: “It was me who did it!” I didn’t really looked at her face, only in the close ups. Even in the end where they showed the bloopers I was still under the effect of Kasai that I wished to be in the place of Moeno when Tomoomi “fell onto her”. If Kasai is able to do a performance like this I would love to see more from her. (Why can’t she be like this every time?)
November 26, 2011 at 17:19
Hahaha
Well, first off I did enjoy the rest of the segments as well but I only wrote those relevant (/u/) so yeah~
About Tomo~mi, I only find ther ‘chiyuu’ thingy annoying not her personalities I love girls that are not linear(complicated). If I didn’t, that would mean I wouldn’t like Yukirin as well (You prolly know about hoe every hater is on about her double personalities) and that is an absolute NO-NO! Besides, this is showbiz and some things have to give. Yukirin’s dark side and Tomo~mi’s ultra sexiness wouldn’t be good for them if they let it all out. Japan and their IDOLS are SRS business! It only takes one, and you are out!
And Torigoya and the chicken would’ve been gold but since that was just a reference to yet another show and not Kojiharu herself I guess it wasn’t enough. Yuko though would’ve been perfect. She seems to be real into chickens (if you know what I mean)
November 26, 2011 at 17:37
I know about the whole Idol stuff. I just don’t like it that much. And as for Yuko, if she was a man she would be sitting in the jail for sexual harassment. That’s why I find it so unfair that she can do those things with other girls and I don’t. In these moments I really want to cry… 🙂 Anyway… I did get that reference about her famous “ippatsu gei” of her impersonating a chicken.
I too like non linear (logarithmic?:) ) girls. I love mixed personalities with more sides than a sphere has as long as they are harmonically balanced. I do not like chaotic girls or people. To bad I have so much of these around me it is not even funny.
November 26, 2011 at 17:50
I sure hope you aren’t a math person.
I detest maths! Dude is still standing in the way of my dreams. Stupid mathematics!~
Also this is the first time I’ve heard someone being jealous of the girls’ skin-ship. I mean I understand if it was another girl. I on the other hand, I am more happy if they touch each other than I doing the touching. Waaay happier!!
Sad to know there are chaotic girls around you. There here too. very bad mouthed girls throwing incredulous words out there like there was no tomorrow!
I need to move to Asia…far far Asia!
November 26, 2011 at 18:27
Let’s go together my friend! I am really disappointed in Caucasian (White) women, and men also… When they are young, like 13 they already acting like an 50 years old geezer, like they have no dreams nor hopes in their lives. When I realized how f*cked up (sorry for the strong words) my environment is I turned towards the rising sun and found a place more suited for me. That may be true that Caucasian woman are more curly and more stimulating body like, but the hell with the meat if they have dark soul it does not even matter. That’s why my choice was Asia, and especially Japan. Even after those catastrophic events they still have hope.
I am not a math person, whatever that means. I’m just a technical man, who likes technology but I keep a little distance between us. I Mathematics aren’t bad. The only problem I can see with it is if it’s forced on you. I hated my nations formal language, when I was forced to learn that shit. (I never mastered it.) It has no rules and just sounds stupid for me. It turns out that I am better in English than that. Even my Japanese is getting better than that. I’m have a very strong A.T. field like from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. It is a power shield which gets stronger as more force is applied onto it.
And about Yuko’s skin ship mania. I don’t see it as a skin ship. When she met some divas or something like that with boobs size of my hear and Yuko buried her face between those “melons” I hardly could describe it as a skin ship any more.
And yes I am jealous because she can touch girls without consequences, and I can’t… It’s so unfair…
November 26, 2011 at 18:38
LOL!
What’s a person to do? Asia is not so subtly taking over~
Also I wonder if anyone else is reading these comments of ours! HAHAHA
November 26, 2011 at 18:54
You know that’s a good question. I believe that even if there was one person who decided to read it, they are probably sleeping by now because I got too carried away. Well this happens when I find something to talk about… Baaaaad habit I know.
November 26, 2011 at 19:27
Heh
I can picture them rolling their eyes and going ‘get a room you two!”
November 26, 2011 at 19:39
I really wouldn’t mind it. I’m now so desperate that I would go with everyone who is a bit kind to me. 🙂
December 31, 2011 at 22:09
I know I’m REALLY late but does anyone know the link to Pheromone Detective? If so can you tell me? Thanks
December 31, 2011 at 22:33
Hey there XxNate98xX,
Thanks for visiting and commenting. As for the links;
BT Here <- Requires registration if not member
DDL Here <- Pick your host poison ^^
December 31, 2011 at 23:14
Thank you SOOO MUCH!!! I really appreciate it. 🙂
January 3, 2012 at 05:33
Um…. Ecxuse me, Miss Black Gekikara. I’m having a really hard time. I went to th BT link but I was unable to succsefully download the torrent. Also, I tried to download the video from the DDL link but everytime I tried to open it, the tab keeps on closing. Please help. If so, arigato, and sorry to waste your time 😦
January 3, 2012 at 06:12
I don’t know what your problem is since things work for me.
For the torrent, Did you register to the site first? If not, do and refresh the page while logged in and try again.
For the DDL, the links work fine for me. If you don’t have accounts to any of the host sites, then there are limits like; waiting a minute before the download link appears, imputing in text codes and limits of one download per hour or so and limited download speeds. Best way to get over this is to get an account on one of the host sites which you think you might be using more in the future and the downloads will be great.
So, I would recommend sighing up for torrent and trying again (you do know how to use torrents, right?) and if the issue is seeds, tell me and I will seed it for you or, wait an hour for me to upload it to MF.
January 3, 2012 at 15:19
thank you and again sorry for waisting your time
January 3, 2012 at 15:28
Don’t worry about it. Just glad I was able to resolve the problem. ^^
Do drop by if you wanna in the future and ask away all your queries. I will help as much as I can.
January 3, 2012 at 07:18
Here is the MF DDL Links;
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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