Itano Tomomi
I couldn’t watch this yesterday ’cause I was out getting drunk (St. Patrick’s Day here in Ireland) but it aired yesterday! Because I was not that pumped up for this, I found it quite entertaining than it should probably be. Here are the caps and my thoughts on this week’s danso battle.
Just like last week, this week we have 20 members and a real Danso guest, again the same as last week, as the audience. The girls are actually the same that were there last week so I guess there is fairness in the voting this time.
First up is Sae-chan who is already as is a tom boy. Of course the girls were already high when they heard it is Sae up first.
Enter Bartender Sae!
The make-up artists didn’t do much actually. They just touched the eyebrows and gave her a wicked ponytail but the girls…
I think this show was made for Kasai Tomomi alone! This girl loves Danso! ~gay~
Kasai wasn’t the only one though. Even my Yukirin was taken! She actually stood up from her sit from excitement! The others were all on fire!
Baromance! Yuko is the emo co-star who is actually a secret love of Bartender Sae. Today is her lucky day!
The envy! it brings them to tears but they just can’t look away from the hawt Sae!
Hospitality – Greatest industry ever! Astronauts? Doctors?! Bah!
The girls! The poor girls’ hearts! You just had to do it Sae didn’t you?! Why couldn’t you take Sayaka’s example and troll? Now nobody is gonna beat that!
Poor Kuramochi Asuka is reduced to tears of joy and inevitable envy towards Yuko who had Sae all to her self up there!
17?!! Not 20/20? MADNESS!
But it’s still the best score so far. It is Sae after all. If Sayaka had been serious before, she’d probably have gotten them all.
As for those who didn’t vote for Sae, it’s you again Harugon?! Haruka and Sato Amina weren’t that impressed. Haruka is a big bully!
Sae takes the lead with 17/20 votes!
Next up is…
Watanabe Mayu, AKB48’s Cyborg girl and Yukirin’s bosom buddy or better known as waifu! I was with everyone when they found out who was up next. I tried for a week to picture Mayuyu as a guy and just could not. And so I wasn’t that surprised when she appeared!
Here comes samurai Mayuyu. She has two swords, looks like she’s just come from battle all bloody and all.
So cute!!!!
Well, the bullies seemed to like her. I like her too. She was too cute for words! I think I am starting to figure out Sato Amina’s type of food boy.
BLOOD! NOOO! Mayuyu….
Even the girls were going all tear eyed in the audience! Mayu was real good at acting here actually. Her segment was the best out of all.
Kondo-sensei!!!!
Her co-star was Takahashi Minami from before. Hm, She looks hot in that kimono.
Let her go Takamina, she must go to Kondo-sensei’s side.
Why must you do that Mayuyu, you should take care of your body!
The bully and Love-tan find Mayuyu interesting. Mmm delicious dimples.
Holy shi…Is that a real katana?!! O.O
I bet those are real swords and they belong to Mayuyu’s collection! That girl is a super otako (female otaku). I bet those are from her collection. Da~mn!
I think minds were blown when they saw her draw that sword!
So cuuuute!!
“Delicious Mayuyu. Must eat her.”
We already know you like cute girls Jurina so even you didn’t put up your hand, we’d have known you liked!
An 8/20. Not bad as I thought! It must have been her acting and the cuteness factor but I ain’t complaining. Don’t wanna get on Yukirin’s bad side. Na ah!
Mayuyu looks happy anyway. And still cute as a button. Heh she beat Sayaka Jackson!
Next up…
AKB48’s own GAL. How can this girl of girls turn out as a guy? Let’s find out!
Whoa x3!
Almost as hot as Rena but not quite there! And that mouth! That god kissable mouth! Itano ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah baby! AKBINGO, best idol TV programme ever! Nay, AKB/SKE, best idol groups ever!!!!
You just killed a couple of girls and boys everywhere Itano.
See? I can already see the line to the rest rooms pile up after this show!
Co-starring Maeda Atsuko, setting is two childhood friends going to school together. Itano sounds annoyed that Maeda is still doing the ‘going to school together’ thingie. They are already grown up so they could go differently.
Maeda pouts! Seems like the atmosphere is on fire. But wait, as are typical romance, here comes a car and almost runs Maeda over but Itano pushes her back in time! Yikes! That trap card, no girl can escape it!
“You just can’t survive without me, can you!” *Pats head*
Holds Maeda’s hand and they walk to school together. Maeda is in love!
Is it me or has it suddenly gotten hot in here!
Resistance is futile!
Okay children, who’s gay for Itano?
WOW!
Wait, what?! Tomomi? What’s the meaning of this?
“Well the thing is, we are already together so you know…”
I see! it all makes sense now!
that mouth. I wanna eat it.
To those who liked her, what are your thoughts?
“Can we go to the bathroom now please?”
“I wanna has your babies!”
Whaaaat?!
Not everyone was taken by the glamour though. The bully, Love-tan(Oota Aika) and Takajo, wait wait, I thought black hair and white skin was your type Takajo! What the hell happened?!
Oh, it’s not Rena? I get what you mean then. No one can beat the Ren!
Tomomi takes 15/20 (Same as Rena before) But after all, Sae was sure win!
I still think Rena was the best though!
Last but not least is…
Team K’s Moeno is next. Well, this week we had three from team K apart from Mayuyu who is in Yukirin’s Team B.
And what has this funny girl brought us?
The Joker! Not surprised at all!
Others are. Haruka is breaking ribs!
Yuko is back! This time the setting is the rich girl/Poor guy romance setting! Moeno was pretty cool here. She took this real serious but I just couldn’t help laughing.
Most girls didn’t know if they want or not! But they couldn’t help laughing anyway!
Some girls like their guys hard-working and pure.
The one in the back definitely doesn’t want!
What was surprising was that hardcore Myao (Miyazaki Miho) voted for Moeno. She likes the hardworking ones. I am with her! Moeno did her best and this was the most realistic guy to appear. All the others are in dream land if they think they will ever find a guy as hot as Rena! Well, if they asked nicely they could sleep with her dressed up as Ren.
MY FICS WHERE?!!!
3/20?!
And you know why? All because she has facial hair! Duh! Men are meant to have facial hair damn it!
This is more proof that they are so gay! only girls would have nice skin like Tomomi-boy and Ren or Sae bartender.
“That was embarrassing.”
“I am very sorry.”
The critic strikes again and even makes poor Moeno apologise! Hey! it ain’t her fault you!
Sae takes this round. Making the girls swoon still, sigh Sae!
Then…
Damn it all! That thing again?!! Quick, I must erase this image from my mind…
Delicious delicious Yukirin and Rena!
Yeah~
百合 Fever 
March 27, 2010 at 12:13
Awesome!!!!!!
Those were the best AKBINGO ever! @.@
Btw everybody knows Jurina is a tomboy at heart. ^^
Did you watch the Nemousu Season 3 09?
Aachan and Jurina on the pottery wheel :3
March 28, 2010 at 02:28
Thank you for visiting and commenting. ^^
I do agree that these were one of the best AKBINGO episodes so far. It’s why I reviewed them. I haven’t yet watched Nemousu. I found it boring at first but maybe now is the time to go at them again.
I am not a Acchan fan though >.>
June 30, 2011 at 04:34
OMG I love reading these. You are TOO FUNNY dude/dudette!!! I CAN NOT stop laughing at your commentaries. A good recap yet lots of laughs XDDDD LOVE THESE ❤ GOOD JOB.
June 30, 2011 at 06:48
Funny? Me? Really?
You are the first person to think that of me. I mean, even I don’t think I am funny. Always too serious.
And so I am very glad you think so.
Thank you for visiting and commenting.
March 26, 2013 at 07:43
Watching this 3 years later and just started learning about AKB. As expected a good looking person looks good as a boy or girl. Btw do you know the song played when tomomi comes in?
March 26, 2013 at 15:06
Hello kinoshita, welcome to the fandom.
Sadly I don’t know the song and I couldn’t hear enough to be able to search for it.
Sounds like Funky Monkey Babies to me tho >.<
March 9, 2017 at 02:34
The pictures are broken. Please repair it.
March 9, 2017 at 03:15
They were deleted to save space. Gone forever, they are!