How could this have gone wrong?!

Seriously, it’s like China tried its all to get things wrong, I swear!

What bothers me more is that I actually still fall for their traps! I mean one would think that I would have had enough pain by now to get the hell out of that kitchen but NOOOOO. I am still staying for more burns!

The Four, is one of the latest contributions of this year from China and while I am no critic, I too got completely lost by this movie’s story. Okay, I mean Chinese movies aren’t really about plot (at least the ones I’ve watched) but this one was just….

So, during the movie I got the gist of what The Four were….But did we get to meet these four? Nope! just two of them and the actual story behind this ‘four’ thing isn’t at all explained!

Characters named Emotionless aren’t emotionless. In fact she is so emotional she would feel right at home as a heroine in some romantic drama/comedy etc….with all these slow-mo romantic scene that made me want to gag!

The action was descent, okay, more than descent but nothing made sense at all so it was hard to enjoy it!

But the most crushing blow was the LESBIANS AREN’T ACTUALLY LESBIANS! Bullsheet!

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