My apologies for thinking that Maachun would last 2 hours without going on a Riichan sexapade! Seriously, look at how creepily her hand appears out of nowhere and pets Riichan like some stalker!!
Oh Maachun ^^
BTW, I love this LOD in particular very much. There was a lot of Maachun screen time, and I mean a lot. Only way she would have gotten better shaku would be her Seintasai. Seriously, what’s was going on on this day! Not that I am complaining.
And there was this too…
Now we know why these two aren’t rivals! It would break into the physical for sure! They would act out their own Majisuka show in the space of a single song/PV. LOL
‘Even if lots of tears drop Memories are a treasure I’m glad we could meet each other
Even if lots of tears drop Love cannot be wiped I’m sorry, I love you I’m sorry, I love you’
AKB48 A3 Dareka no Tame ni – Shinkirou
And so do I now ^^
NMB48 Stage Management, you nice fellas, you! I love you, you hear me? I said I frikkin love you!! Thank you very very much for being there for Maachun! First time I love Management over Fans! Thank you so much whoever is in charge over there!
Thank you!
So, we all know of Nana’s complete move to Team M, right? That left a big gap in her wake to be filled especially in her sub-unit with Maachun of Shinkirou. The management then had to go to their round table and think. Who was a better KKS to promote to Team N to take over that spot? Who would replace dat voice that had made a stem in N and yet at the same time not be the exact replica but bring their own flavour to the already perfect N!
That meeting took weeks.
But a wise person then reminded them that NMB was different from their sisters in the way they handled these things. And so they continued to do things their own way. They did indeed do the natural thing by bringing in a KKS to fill up the spot to make 16 but not to be a replacement of Nana’s position. NMB doesn’t do things this way.
So then who would take over Nana’s P as Maachun’s partner?
I have been recruiting ships to strengthen my fleet ever since that post and yes, Black and Gekikara are still at the top and I really doubt they will ever be de-throne’d, if even Mayuki couldn’t do it I doubt anyone can. There is of course more I have my eye out for but they haven’t just cut it well enough to be recruited. For now, let them know I am keeping my eye on them.
Here are those that got to me with enough force to be added to the Fleet!
First, I wish to apologise for making you worried, well, some of you who were nice enough to. I assure you though that there is nothing majorly wrong with me other than my poor heart that was threatened of death during this last Sousenkyou. Believe me, if something that bad does happen to me, I have sisters and a brother to let you all know that this is IT – No more BG! For now though, it was just a matter of the heart.
Now, before you go jumping to conclusions about what exactly, or who, made me like this, I have to dump cold water on you by saying that it has nothing to do with any Top 10, let alone Top 40. No, my attempted killer in the NMB48 fans that oh so butchered my NaMBa Oshii Maachun – Ogasawara Mayu! That’s right, Maachun’s ranking is the reason I almost gave up on this crazy Fandom! It wasn’t the fact that our representative is SASHIKO! Despite that fact alone being all kinds of wrong that Sasshi is now the rep of all Idols in Japan (What? She is at the top of AKB which is at the top of the Idol Business so she is the one that is supposed to be an idol for all the dreamers out there hence all the wrongness of it) Maachun’s ranking is what really got to me the most this fifth time around.
To really grasp how un-fair her position is, let’s go basic. Think of Sayanee’s position, then Milky’s. Think of NMB48 during the beginning when these three were considered the Ace of Triangle as they would appear in shows mostly the three of them. Think of all that love that seemingly is targeted towards Maachun during N theatre performances. I am sure I am not the only one who gets the vibe that she is loved the most while watching them, seriously! Think of the girls’ current personalities in NMB48. Then think of the three’s (SayaMilkychun) ranking in this 5th Senbatsu Sousenkyou.
Now tell me that that gap is not the most unfair of things.
Here is something I tried to do and I wished I shouldn’t even ever have thought of doing it in the first place – I tried to imagine NMB without Maachun.
“…”
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO IT!
Seriously, how? Why?!! Her ranking doesn’t make sense to me whatsoever! No matter how I think of it there just isn’t sense to it. From an already disappointing 60th last year to a measly 54th this year! How?! Why?!! I don’t get it?! Someone explain to me what Sayanee or Milky have that places them boundaries ahead Maachun?! I just can’t figure it out! Someone who should be ashamed of themselves once said to me that it’s because people prefer Idolish girls! To this logic I say – HUH?!!! Maachun is a comedian but she is an Idol comedian. She has what Idols have (Great dancer and performer – so much so she is the replacer of SayaMily when they are absent – I still can’t stretch how important his fact is, Cuter than 40% of the senbatsu rankers, has the bro-some powers of Sashiko – in that she really gets easily along with other girls) and on top of all that she is incredibly funny – NMB is supposed to be about the funny! And then there is all that Maachun chanting during stages!
Where is the logic of her ranking in all of this?! Let me point out who the Center is. Let me ask why Sayanee is ahead of Milky. Maachun not Idolish enough?! Don’t even…God, the more I think about it the more I feel like shutting myself in once more until next year or something!
And the gap between her and SayaMilky is not all. I understand Nana being ahead of her because of her exposure in that weekly show she had until last year so I guessed that her being fourth I could handle – Not that she was fourth, she was fifth because Ainyan got the better of her. This year I was sure she would at least close the gap between her and Nana and be a true fourth but did that happen?! Hell no! In comes not one, not two, not three but four, FOUR!!!!!!!! PREVIOUS NONE-RANKED GIRLS going passed her. THEY ARE ALL AHEAD OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keicchi (40th)
Fuuchan (44th)
Shuu (49th)
Akarin (50th)
Akarin, I am happy for because I have always wanted her to rank. I still think of her as the centre for Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo and not Milky. But then there was that thing that got her booted for half a year which saw her not ranking that last Sousenkyou. And so I wouldn’t have thought her to be ahead of Maachun but viola, she is. But as I said, Akarin I can understand. But the other three?!! Keicchi? Fuuchan?! Shuu?!!!!!!!!!!!! I now understand that meme of ‘mind blowing’ and its real meaning. Forget Fan-ism, some things are just not right naturally and Maachun being the last ranked NMB48 girl is most definitely one of them!
And so there you have it my dearest readers. It wasn’t Sashiko being the Centre of the world that means the world to me second only to the world of yuri, that almost made me quit this world of Idols, no, it wasn’t that. It was Maachun – Ogasawara Mayu’s ranking that almost did it! One thing is for sure though, I have lost hope in some of my fellow fans of this fandom and my love for the Family has fallen by almost 60%. Now it’s almost purely on my Oshiis to keep be grounded in this fandom, and the yuri of course. I haven’t watched an AKB show in like…forever…(Not since that episode on AKBINGO). An HKT show without Sakura is dead data on my HDD, I only screen through Geinin now…Everything is just so.
And all because of Maachun’s ranking!
If anyone can explain her ranking to me please, try!
“If you ever get an itch you need scratching, ask for Kinoshita,, okay?”
Oh no, you didn’t..!
‘It’s Kadowaki. I will say it one more fuckin time, it’s Kadowaki!’
‘Iyan~ Please don’t fondle my ass’
Nana, just go home already, will ya ^^
“Waa ~♡, this soft cream looks like shit ♡ “
And yet another Geinin! episode that just puts a grin on your face as well some raised eyebrows. I don’t get how it’s so easy for Japan TV to let people say these words so easily on shows by girls this young, at the very least! But then they go and kill your eyes with pixels-magic! Oh well, you win some you lose some.
But NMB though. First the poor girls were forced to sit through 100 episodes of Docking where they were subjected to such mature content that shouldn’t be to girls their age, especially idols. Then again, NMB as I gathered was supposed to be more grounded to reality than the rest so I guess it’s okay? Nah! I have a feeling Mirumiru came away with some kind of mind condition from that show LOL
Any way back to Geinin, it was good to see Shuu come back since season one and it seems she is being transferred to Sayaka’s school and even joining the Comedy Club. Her smile is sure to sedate those that were Jo fans at how innocent it seems. Yes, it just seems that way because her mouth most definitely doesn’t match that smile. Then again, whose does?
Kanako also finally came on and did I mention I love Kanako’s smile? I think I did. I love the way her mouth sculpts when she smiles. The only other smile I know that rivals hers is Mei’s (Tokyo Girls’ Style). Too bad it was not present a lot this episode. Actually I don’t remember her smile at all. Hmm…
Yui-sens…oops! Yuihan is still here too and from what I heard, she is going to be a regular for the rest of the season. Very nice news for someone I won’t mention, right Kragorin? Oh, my bad!
百合 Fever 