EILEEN
by Otessa Moshfegh
“Why?”, you may ask.
Well…
Merry Christmas!
As it is a time to be Merry, here is a happy video about this show!
If you know, you know!
Ja

Because you can’t have one without the other, no Hideko without Sook-hee, even if the two contents are similar, and no matter if it costs an arm and a leg (these books Jesus Christ), I just have to have both!
That’s what The Handmaiden and Fingersmith mean to me!
When I say they are perfect, I mean it with all my heart and I will gobble up all and any content about them!
And so, I went and got the Hideko version of The Moments!
Even more expensive than the Sook-kee version 😭
Ah, the things we do for love…
Ja
HALLELLUJAH!
This really is #PrideMonth huh!
I mean, look who decided to drop in today!?!! If you are wondering why there was not what you were expecting today, this is why!! I have literally spent all day just worshipping this Holy Book, that’s…I have literally gotten over the money I spent on this one!
It’s all worth it!
Like, seriously, you have no idea how massive this book is!! I’ll just say that it would be right at home in one of those fancy top class museums where they keep golden bound books because my God!
Holding this book in my hands makes me feel like I have some kind of super power or something!
I frikkin love it!
Plain Archive you awesome Bitches you, you have once again outdone yourselves!!!! It’s why you are almost the best in the business (you just need to expand your potifolio to other countries and we are top!)
Here is something to help you scale this grand book a little bit…
That’s a normal-sized Blu-ray right there next to this magnificent beast! Look at the size!!! As for the height, it’s almost the width of a smart phone, like Jesus!
And that binding…frikkin chef’s kiss!!!!
THE BEST NOVEL – Fingersmith!
THE BEST ADAPTATION – The Handmaiden!
And now we have the best damn side book ever created!
My life is practically complete! I have no complaints anymore! I already have the perfect book, which spawned the perfect movie, that has given birth to great side content, like…I feel as if I just skipped to the top of Maslow’s Hierarchy!
As for what’s in the book, lots and lots of images , like, 90% photos and 10% interview and other BTS talk!
Now if you will excuse me, I am heading back in for round three!
Ja