So, Imma just back from watching Breaking-
That’s alright, laugh all you want! But with a review LIKE THIS, can you really blame me for biting that bait?
Didn’t think so.
On that note, if you want a 100% take on the movie, honestly the best review of this movie you will ever read, now that I have actually seen it, this is the review you want because I am not going to even talk about the whole thing…NOPE!
All I am discussing is what caught my eye. Sorry, not mentioning but, you know, reporting…bulleting style!
- Janella
To those who actually have seen this movie, did you also note the tension between Jane and Bella on the battlefield? I was like, holding my breath and everything and having Runaways flashback when their eyes frikking met in a kind of mental sexual intercourse or somet….
Okay, okay, let me say one thing about this movie.
In the beginning, the screen is stamped with a 12 rating, 12! The cinema is filled with preteens and tens and all around teens!
Ten minutes or so in?
Frikking sex scene!
Something boring minutes in?
Lighting kids, children, to be precise a child of 4 or 5 years old, on damn fire! And he was smiling like an angel (of death) just before merciless Jane threw him in the infernal! More boring minutes further, Marble gore and violent head ripping!
I swear to God I don’t even….!
Ahem
Getting back to the subject at hand….I am off doing a search on the net for all the Jane/Bella fics out there!
Totally sparked my inner shipper, they did!
Speaking of ships….
2. Amazoness Duo (No pun intended)
Something about them is making my radar spike off the screen size!
And they got speed! My favourite power ever! Okay they are on the Phoenix level of power (XMen) but they were damn faster than other vamps, even Eddie-boy.
3. Alice, Alice ALICE!
Everyone wants Alice!
Alice-mathaphakin-Cullen reverse scissor-cut Aro like a frikking Boss!
Angelic Alice made Jane piss her robes and even turn tail and run!
Goddess Alice fuckin saves the day yet again just like every other goddamn time the Cullens are in trouble and it’s always Edwards damn fault!
I swear to you guys that I don’t even want to think of where the Cullens would be without Alice! I know but I don’t want to think about it! That would be disrespectful to team Jacob and Edward!
FSSST
Team Jake and Edward…please!
Alice has done all the damn heroic things since frikkin day one and does she get any thanks to saving their precious sparkly in the light lives?
NOPE!
4. CGI Baby!
I couldn’t stop laughing at that baby (and everything else really but mostly)! Did the real one even ever appear? I can’t tell, due to the fact that I watched three quarters of this movie with only my ears!
Yes. You read that right.
5. The cinema experience!
You know, to those who ask why go to cinemas with teh internets in the palm of my hands, to thee I say that there are some things you will never forget in cinemas. For example the reactions of the audience!
And damn did BD2 get reaction!
Yes, REACTION!
As in 1!
UN-CONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!
Laughter in a movie that is not a comedy!
I swear not even the funniest movie gets the amount of laughter that boomed around the cinema during BD2!
I am guilt as charged too BYW!
THAT IS ALL!
百合 Fever 