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AKB48 no Anta, Dare? [9th May]

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Welcome aboard, YukaMarina

So, after seeing those interesting HUMPING gifs of this show on tumblr…BTW, I went out in search of this AKB show I hadn’t known even existed when it’s been over a year since it started airing, just to find that one episode. I haven’t found that particular episode I was searching for so if anyone know where I can find it, please help me out. It’s the one with the girls doing it on the floor. I don’t even remember which girls it was. And now I realised I did not even save the darn gif. Oh well, those who saw that particular episode will know what I am referring to, right?

Any way,  I really love these off-the-record AKB shows. You see the girls as  their real selves, well, as real as they can get. They just appear a bit more natural on these types of shows where there isn’t much pressure on them. For example Tano Yuka in this particular episode (which is the latest as far as I am aware). I did not think she was this kind of girl but really, I never thought about her before. But since that extra footage on the 2nd Utagassen DVDs, I was kind of pulled in by her.

From there I as I had just decided to look out for her, she started having a lot of screen-time on Kousagi Dojo. But that show despite being labelled as having the truth vibe, it’s still fake as hell to me. It did not help much except give me some HD eyegasm of Yuka in all her dimple-faced glory. Last time I checked, she was training up to enter a Street Dance Comp.

It was when I saw her here on Anta Dare that I began speculating her personality and I gotta say that I loved what I saw. She isn’t perfect and her serious look, a la Tomochin is bound to get her some antis but I actually love it on here whereas I couldn’t Tomochin. Tomochin is much better with a smile on her face and she can do it, why she goes for the other look is beyond me. Lately she is more happy and smiles a lot even in those accidental shots which suits her way better I think. That alone is bound to get her more fans or those that left back to her. I am sure of it.

From what I gathered after watching this episode, Yuka is just one of those people whose personalities get mistaken due to judging by looks. You can’t tell what’s inside until you talk to her. Watching her from a distance, you see her and think, wow that girl looks like she could be a major grade a biache. But when she opens her mouth, that voice is the first think that slaps you silly, then the way she speaks her words kick you in the butt next. She is like T-ara’s Jiyeon in that way. They both have the bitch look yet sound anything but and are anything but that as well.

She mentioned too that she has been mistaken in this way before and I have to say that in the beginning of the episode I too was raising my eyebrows from time to time but then by the end of it, I was so won over my her I already even ship her.

Now let me tell you something here. For me to ship someone I have to be really into one of that pair. I don’t just pull them out of nowhere just because. Sometimes ships will die when they get to my dock because I don’t into either of the halves.

Now, not that I’m saying I don’t like Marina because she too got to me in this episode. I love girls with minds that work that way. Her skit where they had to play a role of a young sister getting back home to their brother was just…wow! Girls who think on their feet are the best! As Yuka is the opposite of this, I found they made a great combination which is why I jumped the gun. Yuka is fragile and quite negative, as I gathered, while Marina is so positive and bright-spirited that I just could not ship! And Marina doing what I was hoping for her to do, that is to compliment Yuka and be the protector, was just what the doctor had ordered.

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You can run and hide all you want

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But the pie will always find you!

And I really can’t believe Mayuyu hasn’t face-pied yet! I have memories of her all sweet-faced from somewhere. I will have to go back into my collection of AKBINGO episodes (which luckily I have already stored away) because that is as believable as Acchan being the one with the most pies when she was barely on the show.

But it did happen so maybe Mayuyu has just lost her pie virginity this latest episode? And it might just be me but it seems as if those guns were power-up a mighty bit from before. Are they finally seeing the error of their ways and trying to get back to the root?

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who are you!

Mayuyu was like…

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The other members were like…

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Meanwhile Paruru…

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Yes, grin all you want Paruru, next week it’s your turn! And if I know my Minarun, you are gonna get it good too.

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I should be happy about Sayonara Crawl. I’m not!

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A Sea of yuri!

Look at all those couples! Think of all the yuri! Everyone should be satisfied by this and everyone else is in fact except me! I don’t know if something is just so wrong with me right now but I am filled with a great sense of disappointment and a bit of madness.

There are a lot of couples yes, almost everyone is paired up. It’s just that, most of them are just so wrong! It’s like, if they did just a bit of tweaking we would have Heaven on Earth but no, the Universe had to intervene because nothing in this world can be perfect!

I roll my eyes at you Higher beings! Yes, I am putting this blame on you because I doubt even AKS can fail this much! I mean some couples were acceptable like the Oshiri Sisters (well, as much as AtsuYuko was acceptable), MariJuri, TomoParu (since last week or something) and…um..and…That’s it! The rest? Craaaack!

Well granted, every girl is at the basic level shippable with every other girl and many fans seem very happy about the rest of couples but if there are girls that would make more sense together and yet being put with girls that wouldn’t, it just grates on my nerves! It’s not like AKS doesn’t know who fans ship! They have to be keeping a look out in the community in order to appeal to fans a bit by supplying fan-service, or even watch the members themselves to see who they are most comfortable with, and yet…

Okay, obviously they know since they supported MariJuri and TomoParu so why not go all out?! Why give the loli to Sasshi?! She has her all 365 days of the year in HKT so why not give her to someone else? Rena would have been glad to take her. And if it’s because of familiarity that they paired them together, then why not putting Fuuchan with Sayanee or Milky? And if they were going for the Old/Young combination, then why leave Haruppi with Sakura-tan?!

Nonsense everywhere I tell ya!

Really, how can something be so gay and make me feel anything but joy?! Well, I can always count on AKB48 to fuck with my life anyway they want. At least they tried to do a fix while on the beach.

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Another movie?! Is this my month or what!

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hah gaey

Seriously tho, another one already?! Someone up there must really love me!

This movie it seems is based off a manga (saw some sketches) and I have a feeling it is a kind of mystery/supernatural gem of a movie. Supernatural? You so have me at your feet and begging you for mercy already!

Don’t know if I should blame the trailer for exposing a lot since this is a Moonspeak movie and thus I shouldn’t understand a thing about its plot but from I gathered, a girl transfers from the big city (Tokyo of course) to the country side and she most definitely doesn’t look happy about it, like, how all sane people would be! One girl wants to be the best friend of this transfer student from the city and one guy will develop a crush.

All the usual stuff, right? That is until THE girl (played by Seika) appears right in front of the Transfer Student (Played by Anna and the protag).

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Our two heroines must be familiar with most of you because Anna has been kind of active lately in dramas and she was in that one kind of sub-texty movie – Kimi no Tomodachi. Her last drama I watched was the Code Blue wannabe titled – Resident 5Nin or something. She was accompanying none other than Naka Riisa and I kind of shipped them during the time of watching. Kinda…

Seika-chan on the other hand, also is one of the young actresses on the rise. Her last movie I watched was one we all here know of – Gal Basara, because it starred our very own Yuria-peace and Ogiso. The last drama of her I watched was yet another troubled-class/saint teacher project titled Kuro no Onna Kyoshi. Shipped her there too with someone ^^

Now these two really beautiful actresses are together in a not-so-subtexty movie together! I was almost ready to put this above Kii and Narumi’s Bushido 16 even before I have gotten a chance to watch it but then I remembered that in Bushido 16 there was no guy in the equation, well, not one relevant! The guy in this one looks really creepy and understanding the plot, or the gist of it, I have a bad feeling about that END!

Going back to the plot, Anna’s characters meets this mysterious girl who just suddenly appears before her. She gets closer to her than the other girls even the wannabe BFF but there is a very big secret surrounding this  mysterious Seika’s character.

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JKT48 Heavy Rotating back in time…to the 90s!

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my eyes!

My Eyes! My beautiful eyes!!

This is DVD Quality!

Oh My God!

I wish to apologise to you dearest NZ, I should have listened to you. I really should have, then maybe my eyes would have been saved from this horror! What type of camera did they shoot this PV on?! For crying out loud, even the first Gen iPhone takes better videos than this! Like, seriously?!

And that’s not the worst part of it! Actually, maybe that’s it because it might be the reason why the next bad things happened, or maybe the next bad thing is what lead to this kind of quality! By which I mean of course that Harugon and Akichan were nowhere to be seen in this! They were in the RIVER PV so I was sure they would be in this one as well but alas! No, they probably were in there in the first version of the PV but they had to cut them out and shoot a quick PV to replace the original.

Makes sense because I was sure in one of the behind the scenes vid all the girls were screaming pyjama as if the PV would be filmed with them in pyjamas all the time but…BUT! There was only one girl we saw in her nighties and it was so quick I don’t even remember what she was wearing. Not that I could even make it out clearly with that quality!

All elements from the original Heavy Rotation were nowhere to be seen! No cake, no lingerie, no skin, no yuri, no nothing! I feel absolutely foolish now for getting all bothered by SNH’s HR. Forgive me China, I was Oh so wrong! My anger was misdirected!

And congrats to AKB too. Someone has produced a worse, much worse, PV (quality-wise) than you! You have my permission to toast a drink to that or something! I mean, seriously?! In this day and age!?! They didn’t even bother at all to do a thing with that video! I mean I am one of those people who absolutely hate stupid effects (I’m here to watch a meaningful mv not a competition on how many effects one can use in a 3min mv you little creeps)  but this video really needed something! Nay, it probably was doomed from the get-go. Effects would not have done a thing to improve that thing! It’s like they took a worn-out vhs, transferred it to a PC, resized the 240×136 video to 480i and voila!

My God!

I don’t even have the energy to go into the absence of the other things! This quality is where I draw the line!

Yuri?

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That’s the only yurific thing in the whole PV, which automatically cancels it because to think of that scene as yuri, there has to be supporting scenes later on. There were none!

Dear JKT, it was really nice knowing ya!

Goodbye!

PS: DO NOT WATCH THIS!

It’s for your own good people!