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Some Ships Just Hit Differently!

What do these three have in common?

If you said…

SEVEN YEARS OF EXCRUCIATING SHIPPING UNTIL THE EPIC FINALE PAYOFF

Then you are right!

Now, while I wasn’t there since day 1 with OUT WITH DAD (a series on YouTube), I was there for Xena and PLL and let me tell you, you will never feel the amount of accomplishment that we shippers felt when we shipped Emison or Xena and Gabrielle since the very first episode, over-came the many challenges that both the characters and we faced in all the love and shipping rivals, to finally, finally get that sweet victory in the very last episodes!

It’s a heavenly feeling, let me tell you that!

Unfortunately I can’t see that at all happening anymore, really, the only other possibilities are of these long gone in like if Wiffy also happened, after the same time period! Wiffy is of course Buffy Summers and Willow Rosenberg’s (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) shipping name! Like, can you imagine if they ended up being the END GAME!?!!?! FFS, Willow went to the dark side, lost her girlfriend, all so she could bring Buffy back from the the dead!!!!

Like, find yourself a girls friend that could do that!!!!!

Anyway, I just recently watched OUT WITH DAD thanks to one of my lovely Reader’s recommendation and I have to say, I am ashamed that I missed it! But I am also glad because going through Emison and Rose and Vanessa at the same time would have required a special amount of spiritual reserve that I doubt very much I could have had!

Anyway, I recommend OUT WITH DAD in case someone doesn’t know about it (Hey, I didn’t >.<)

Ja


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HALLELUJAH!

Our prayers have been answered 🙏 Dear Readers, as during the final episode watch along with the cast, it was announced that WARRIOR NUN is renewed for season 2!

Fan-frikkin-tastic!

Can’t wait for these badass Nuns to return to us, but of course most especially, Sister Beatrice and most of all, Avatrice because yeah, they are so END GAME!

2020 isn’t letting up, and I am already expecting an awesome weekend to boot 😎

Real Ray of sunshine in the darkness that is otherwise 2020!

2021, you can’t come any sooner!

Ja


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Teenage Bounty Hunters [Netflix]

I feel an overwhelming urge to…ravage you!

Line of the year, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Okay, I know that 2020 is going down in history as one of the worst years for humanity but we have to face another truth of 2020 – It is hands down the most feasting year in the history of the community!

Go on, count the gems that we’ve gotten so far this year, and we still have 4 months to go! I know this has been a shit year but it has also provided for us of the community!

Another of said feasts, courtesy of Netflix, once again, is this teen series TEENAGE BOUNTY HUNTERS.

You know, I was this close to not even watching this series because the trailer didn’t give anything away. Then I learned that the girls were twin sisters and you can imagine my enthusiasm then…none existent it was!

But I had nothing to watch and my PC is dead so I scheduled it anyway, but even then I had to wait days until I had literally nothing left on my phone to watch it!

But the battle was only starting! Upon watching I almost dropped the thing after the first episode but again, I had nothing else to fall back on so, I fought on…And let me tell you that the feeling of being rewarded after sacrifice of precious time, suffering through het after het after het, that feeling never gets old!

Especially if the main character, or one of the major characters is the one that delivers, especially when they start out with boyfriends then they end up with girlfriends!

It’s a heavenly feeling, it is!

Unfortunately, while I’m tired of beating a dead horse, I need to say it once again, fuckin stop chopping series in half FFS! Why can’t writers and directors these days just fuckin finish an arc or the story instead of ending it in the fuckin middle of scene as if it was a transition or end of an episode?!

It’s the frikkin end of the goddamn season, or series if you never get a sequel!

Just, stop this nonsense already…fuck!

Yes, this series too ended on that bulshit and what’s worse, our girls also got to suffer for that bullshit! Well, they suffered because of shit story-telling but now we have to wait and wonder about their future like the damn series in general!

Now, this isn’t new so of course it isn’t that anger-inducing, what is, is the way our girls’ relationship was frikkin left! Oh, you are so not ready for this! Streets would burn for this fuckery!

So, Sterling, one of the twins that are our protagonists, starts out straight, she is dating the school alpha joke, who is actually really nice and I like him. She is all proper and good where her sister is rough and the one I thought might be gay.

Sterling has a rival at school in a even more proper a Catholic – April. The two are enemies but we find out they have a past and were close until an incident.

Anyway, circumstances get them to make up a little bit and coincidentally, Sterling is having boyfriend problems after her having sex with him gets out, in a Catholic school. They both lose their status and as such Sterling explores other options in other guys with tips from her sister.

But while she smooches every guy on the opposing debate school teams, none do anything for her libido other than help her lose some stress and it is not until April all but just touches her arm, and Sterling libido is sent into overdrive!

She literally faps at the thought of April just touching her bicep! I kid you not!

She had never done that before, nor has she ever reached nirvana…if you know what I mean…

I don’t mean to brag but I actually knew something was about to happen between April and Sterling after that arm touching scene. Though I did not expect Sterling walking to the school closet right then and there and fapping at the thought of April’s hand on her arm.

It was intense!

Anyway, they got together after that, in secret of course but things were looking great! I was on cloud 9! I was like, now this is how you do a relationship! Not that CURON bullshit where you go from 0 to 60 in the first episode only things to blow up two episodes later!

Alas, little did I know what was about to come was even worse than what happened in that series!

I don’t care what the reason was, we were never even showed how terrible April’s dad was so we don’t know but her fuckin flirting with Sterling’s ex, after coming out clear as day that she was gay and she knew she was gay without a doubt since grade 2, and then ignoring Sterling on the day they were supposed to play with the petals ( hehehe) then flirting with her ex.

That’s a fuckin no no!

But wait, it gets better ( worse really), that Sterling then decides for some reason that it was the right moment to get back with her ex and kissing him right after her and April speak!

And did I mention that the series ends the exact same episode?!

Can you like, fuckin believe that shit?!

Ha….look, I love April and Sterling and if they do get a second season, I will be all over them but if they don’t, I won’t cry any tears for them either!

Like, this is on the writers! Their conflict at the end was the bulshitiest bulshit I have ever seen! It was clear that April was lost but her pain was lost in the air like the unseen faults of her Dad of her Dad’s that we were never shown to warrant such a 360! Sterling fuckin making out with her ex, who had just asked if it was okay to ask April out, was also a fuckin shit show of writing!

God!

Anyway, my fingers are getting tired from typing on my phone so I’m calling it quits! But God, if this doesn’t come back in a second season and if April and Sterling don’t work out, what a fuckin waste!

They were pretty cute together, as you see in the pics…

Oh well, it’s not like we are starved in 2020, like I said.

Ja

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Dark Desire [Netflix Mexico]

No access to my PC and won’t have it for a while so I apologise for the silence that has been and is soon to follow.

But if I come across something that interests me enough, I’ll do a quick one for it on my phone, like this.

Interestingly, I only watched this because of the episodic synopsis on Netflix. Without my PC I have no choice but to go Netflix so really, I might have missed this one all together otherwise. Goes to show you that there’s weight to the saying about everything happening for a reason.

If I hadn’t read about Zoe questioning her sexuality, I might not have watched this series. But I did and while Zoe is an idiot, so much so that at one point I was waiting for her to be deaded, I still ship Zoe and Karina.

The series is messed up, the guy Zoe obsessively hooked up with, partly to deny the fact that she was gay, was the same guy that was banging her Mom! That is just a No No in my book! Thankfully after finding out the truth, she didn’t look back and finally turned true to her self by getting together with Karina.

Sadly, fake straight Zoe took up most of the time in the astronomically long Netflix series of 18 episodes!

On the bright side, we begin with gay Zoe and end with gay Zoe and both times with bestie Karina, who is out and proud by the way.

Anyway, yeah, just watch it. It’s on Netflix.

Ja

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