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Monthly Archives: August 2016
9th – Miao Miao
Ah Miao Miao, the movie that intensified my fetish for hand-sex! Hands, hands, hands!! For the love of hands I love this movie, despite the FEELs induced by watching it.
If you are not new here you know what hands mean to me. if you are new here then let me tell you now that I would rather have hand-sex than actual sex or make-out scenes! That’s how crazy I am for hands! With what Miao Miao did with hands, well, let me just say that the reason this movie isn’t No.1 is because I am a Martyr, deciding to sacrifice for the greater good, which is logic, my logic, because this is my list but my heart and my mind conflict when it comes to this movie so…
I don’t know, seeing couples holding hands seems way more romantic to me than kissing or sex. It comes off as more emotionally effective. But that’s just me.
 Sandrine Pinna as Xiao Ai |
 Jiayan Ke as Miao Miao |
[Ahgassi] OST Out For Pre-order NOW!
Yes! YES! Oh Goodness yes!
Dear Readers, the OST is on for pre-order and before you even read further, Go OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET UR COPY!!
- YesAsia: Hideko Ver | Sook-hee ver
- GMarket: Hideko ver | Sook-hee ver
- Amazon Japan: Hideko ver | Sook-hee ver
Now that the important bit is out of the way, let’s talk about this! Like, I was so not expecting there to be two versions of this, let alone them to be both Hideko and Sook-hee!! That took me by surprise! The power of yuri dear Readers! Is it safe to call this the ship of the century? Probably but this movie is receiving much love than never before seen for a yuri movie and all that even before most foreign countries have gotten their chance to see it in cinemas!
I was a little disappointed to find that they did not use that leaked cover from before but once I saw the actual products that feeling is history! I will take this two-faced versions over that single one! The fact that we get Hideko version, that has Sook-hee inside it!!! And meanwhile the Sook-hee version also has Hideko inside it!!! Like, what even!!!!!!
Ah but that is not all! If you pre-order your copy you get a chance to receive a poster picked at random among these awesome posters…
Like, think of me how you will but I am so this movie’s bitch now! I am of course looking to get the Hideko/Sook-hee posters and in order to increase my chances I have ordered from both GMarket and YesAsia. Cost me just over 70 for the GMarket and about 90 for the YeAsia because I decided to do separate orders for the Sook-hee version and the Hideko version. Why? because you never know how sneaky those people are! They might give you one poster when you bought two CDs and later tell you it was a poster for every purchase! I am so not getting into that shit so I decided to dodge that bullet before the trigger was pulled!
Seriously, how awesome is this?! I so forgive the guys in charge for delaying the release of this soundtrack because now I know why! They were doing their very best to extend the power of Hideko and Sook-hee’s love all the way into the Soundtrack! Like, how much better could they have done? Seriously!!
If they do this as well for the Bluray’s, I am so going to Korea and kissing that holy ground! And with that said, time to save up for that inevitable holiday! Like, seriously, what a movie this is! Oh yeah, the script-book is also out for order and I bought that with my purchase from GMarket. It is in Korean and thus won’t understand shit but I know, I am pretty sure 100% that someone out there will translate it! If you are listening you awesome Korean Anon, if you want scans, you know where to get them, you hear?
This movie dear Readers! first they played with the titles by having the titles of the movie around the world be either about Hideko or Sook-hee. Like for example the Korean and French titles refer to Hideko – ‘Miss’ while the English title refers to Sook-hee – ‘The Handmaiden’! Now they go and do this for the Soundtrack, like, how not to lose it!!
Now to wait for the good to arrive (Officially releasing on the 26th according to YesAsia)! Way to go Ahgassi, who knew waiting for the Soundtrack too would be as torturous and nerve-wracking! because now I have to pray that I get at least one Sook-hee/Hideko poster among the four!
Sigh
Anyway, jump over for the posters in HQ…
10th – Wishing Stairs
‘Wishing Stairs’ is the third in the South Korean Schoolgirl Horror Series of five – Whispering Corridors. The first, names the series ‘Whispering Corridors’, then there is ‘Memento Mori’, ‘Whispering Corridors’, ‘Voice’ and finally ‘Blood Pledge’. This series is of course my favourite movie series, even outside yuri. Yes, it beats ‘The Dark Knight’. That’s the power of yuri but really, what’s new?
Why ‘Whispering Corridors’ over the others in the series? Why did I choose this over ‘Memento Mori’ – the factually gayest of them all? Why not the first and original (because as we know the first is most usually the best in the series)?
I did say during my last post that I would be expanding and explaining my choices and this post is to answer those questions. Let’s go…
 Park Han-byeol as So-hee |
 Song Ji-hyo as Jin-seong |
Meanwhile, Behind The Scenes…
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Yi Na: I thank you Lord, for this bounty I am about to receive!
Ye Eun: I’m not ready. Gimme me a hug
Yi Na: Aww…Anything for you ma Baby
First Kiss so intense Ye Eun gives a cute squeal instead of the freak-out needed.
Second kiss goes as planned…or not since Yi Na forgot her lines this time ^^
Hwa-young (Yi Na) during the freak out LOL!
Yi Na so worried about her Baby. Not that I blame her, that Ye Eun is so adorable >.<
Speaking of Yi Na, there is something very important I forgot to mention. Ryu Hwa-young is an Ex-member of none other than my favourite Korean Idol group T-ara! You think she is hot? Well, she wasn’t even the hottest in the group. That is how awesome T-ara is, not even bragging!
She was the signature rapper of the group while still a member – a position that A-reum, also now an ex-member (FEELs all over the place I tell ya) tried to fill and she was actually doing a pretty great job. I missed her even as we had A-reum (who I had a major crush on) but with the two of them gone now, and with Dani’s membership virtually cancelled, my heart is filled with sadness.
This is because un-like most, I didn’t start out with the 6 member formation so I felt all the hits when these girls left, the girls that made up T-ara for me. Oh well, they are still covered in all bases with Hyomin still as sexy as hell, Boram being the cutest thing ever despite being over 30 now! That’s right, she is over 30. I swear that woman grows in reverse! Every member can be leader, so they can still rotate (Qri is now the leader, previously Soyeon), Eunjung can handle the rapping just fine, Soyeon’s voice is still one to beat and No Ace makes an impact at first sight like Jiyeon does!
So really, not worried but only waiting for their come-back this year. And this post just completely derailed off course, didn’t it? Oh well…
百合 Fever 