Well, that was…disturbingly crud!

So, I just watched, well, tried to watch this special and dear Lord! If this isn’t the most disturbing thing I have ever seen!! And I have seen things, in my 10 year relationship with the internet, believe you me, that would make some people kill themselves! And yes, before you ask, 2 girls 1 cup is not even close to the worst I’ve seen!

Now, don’t get me wrong, this drama piece is not blatantly gross and that last layer that was revealed about the incest (Oops, spoilers?!) isn’t a big deal knowing me but that’s what this special was, a layered cake of disturbia! Just when I thought that surely they can’t out-do this, they just go and do just that! And let me tell you that me and my phobia for 3P (threesomes) did not help even a tiny little whiny bit!

I took me five, five tries to finish watching this thing and was I glad that it was just as I expected in the end…A complete disappointment! Let me let you all in on a little secret, if you ever see a caption of two girls kissing while one of them is crying, tread carefully when digging up the source on that because I can assure you a world of hurt!

Yes, I had my suspicions about this special and actually watching it, then it ending up like that, I was like, very happy that I did not invest that much feelings into this because I was not that hurt by the outcome seeing as I wasn’t expecting much anyway. And this might raise some eyebrows, but…

I actually don’t even think this is yuri! Or maybe it’s the usual yuri where somehow, the yuri disappears during the run and by the end, it was like a dream. Asking yourself if there was yuri or was it just an illusion. But you were sure there was yuri, you have evidence. So what happened? The usual – LIFE!

 

Sure there are girls kissing! Sure that opening that just screamed love at first sight was delicious. Sure the word LOVE was being thrown around like air but the way the special unfolded just made all that seem like…pieces of waste! The relationships between the characters was also one of the turn offs by a large margin! Now, if it had been limited to the three, then I would have given it a chance but this was just ridiculous!

Okay, get this, Fumiko, our girl, is a University student and gets to work as an intern for a Professor Dick1. Dick does not raise any alarms because when he first meets Fumiko, there wasn’t this – Oh God, here we go feelings from me, even though they did end up like if that was the case in the end. Then Hinako (Dicks’ waifu and our woman) walks onto the scene and you can just tell Fumiko, or as Hinako called her…

was totally smot with Hinako! They even went out of their way to show us Fumiko thinking of those sweet little things that Hinako would do to her like caressing her hands, or touching her nose and calling it soft, as if they are saying, YES , SHE LOVES HER!

Some moments you even thought she did not like Dick1 at all due to these little things but that was all lies! In fact in the end, I doubt Fumiko loved Hinako at all! But really, I did not give a rat’s butt anyway so no loss there because everything was just so…crud! You see, not only is Hinako married, seems infatuated by Fumiko is bonging one of Dick1’s students (Dick2), to the knowledge and approval of the husband!!! (now this will make sense later but at this moment we know nothing so I was already barfing!) but apparently even during the summer get away they always have, she is bonging someone completely different (Dick3).

Dick3 is the childhood sweetheart that Hinako lost her virginity to and apparently every summer she does it with him just to feel that magic one more time! Dick3 is very good friends with Dick1. They always have dinner at his restaurants! Dinners, one of which Dick1, Hinako, Fumiko and Dick2 attended. The dinner at the restaurant of Dick3 so he of course present! Dick1, had a date with his student Fumiko, while his wife Hinako was on a date with her husband’s student Dick2, a double date they had at Dick3’s restaurant, the one who always bongs Hinako once every summer! Like…

Can you just imagine how disturbed I was by this! And all this guys, all this before I even learned of the incest! And Fumiko’s eventual acceptance of this, to the point of sleeping with Dick1 (because Hinako was spending the night with Dick3 being that time of the year), even though she freaked out the morning after when she saw Hinako, was not helping at all!

Ah but that was not all! Enter Dick4! Almost over halway through, after the little fight they had then making up like the stupi threesome couple they are, some random Dude, a repair man, comes over to fix the insect trap light. Fumiko and Dick1 come home to find her staring at the stranger like he was some kind of Angel from heaven! Even when Fumiko calls to her, she does not hear her. Guess what that was?! Apparently…

Bitch please…

U don’t say! So Fumiko is some shallow thingy?! Ur husbando too!?!

I gave up getting it tens of minutes before!

How old do you think Fumiko is, 7yrs old?!

Are you fuckin serious!?!

Even forgetting my rant, this right here makes this a No-No recommendation to the community! Like, seriously! I mean being Dick1’s sister, half-blood sister, and the circumstances of their learning of their relationship, kind of takes care of Dick1 and a few other things but what about Fumiko though! That right there is the usual bullshit we of the community always have to put up with, being shat on every single time!

For some reason, even Fumiko’s infatuation with Hinako seemed to disappear at one point, we never know when, but it is eventually only about Dick1. Fumiko kills Dick4, not for Hinako but for Dick! Then Hinako, who was all, I found my one true love, when Dick4 was killed by Fumiko, in a very satisfying way I might add…

BOOM! right in the pancreas!

When Fumiko erased Dick4 from the game, instead of running to his fallen body, she ran over Dick1 and into his arms for some reason. Yeah, true love my bullocks! Seriously, why was Dick4 even there!? He did not get enough screen time for the viewer to give a rat’s ass about so the death felt that, shallow. Really, I would have given a tick if it had been Dick1 or even Fumiko who were shot! They deserved a bullet as equally as Dick4 the way they used Fumiko even getting her entangled in their sadistic lives!

Strangely, I found that even though she killed a person and almost outed Dick1 and Hinako, Fumiko seemed to attain her innocence she had at the beginning and I was glad for that.

In the end, Fumiko was, if can be called love, was in love with Dick1 and not Hinako. I don’t even know why they tried. Even that kiss between Fumiko and Hinako felt…unnecessary. Seriously, what do they think we are, mid-teens who get off on simply watching girls kiss and getting deceived by the word ‘love’ being thrown around!?!

Please…

Overall, the SP was probably good to others who watched it but to me, it was just a waste of time. Kind of glad I did not watch it in one sitting. I know I would have been crankier if I had sacrificed a night to watch this only to see that!

And so, I say if you just want to pass time, watch this. Otherwise, stay away! I just couldn’t make sense out if this SP. Even a simple story of a murder mystery would have done just fine! Seriously!

Any way, to all ye Satomi-chan lovers….caps…