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…My God!

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wot

You all have absolutely no idea who these are, do you?! Well, neither did I, a week or so ago! I didn’t even think other Idol groups existed apart from those you see on TV programmes that we Gaijin are lucky enough to get our grabby digital hands on. In fact I still have no idea who these are! Nor do I even know the names of these two girls! The one thing I am sure of is the first name of one of them, the Husbando – the one who initiates the kiss and plays all the girls, the one coming in from ‘our’ left as she makes her way through a mountain of girls – her name dear readers is Aya! The Waifu’s (slightly shorter one and obviously younger) might be Ayumi though I did not catch her name clearly. It might be Ayane or Ayuri for all I know but it’s on those lines. I will go for Ayumi for now though.

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The one holding her hands together in that first cap is Aya and thus nicked by me as Husbando. The one in the middle is teh Waifu (Ayumi). Those two are the ones that kiss in that song of theirs (which title I do not even know yet >.<) but believe you me, I will find out, if it’s the last thing I do!

There is so many things wrong yet right (as far as I am concerned) about this that it just makes me all hot and bothered with excitement! First of all, let’s debate on their age there! Look at the them! How young do you guys think they actually are?! With Japan’s Idol curve getting lower and lower, I wouldn’t put them above 13! 14 the most (Aya). Ayumi is just so young, her body structure just gives her away! These two kiss on LIVE stage every single time they perform because that song just has to be performed no matter what.

Then there is this nudging feeling I have but I might be wrong. Though the fact that I made this mistake before proves that it can happen. By this I mean that these two might be sisters! Yes, I am pretty aware of the implications of that but as I said, I made a mistake of shipping a certain two girls of Cheeky Parade (Yet another Idol group you might or might not have heard of) who turned out to be actual sisters! So I wouldn’t put it passed these two, and since I don’t know their last names ( I have to find out more on these two even if it kills me) they are just too similar physically, somehow, even though their skin tones are a bit different meaning that they might not be from the same region originally. But that can also be a simple genetic thing so…

Ahhhh I can’t be sure if I am more turned on by that fact or what. One thing is for sure, All the reasons I am shipping this unknown couple are not quite right! And thus I share this so you all can join me in my sins! HA-HA! Heaven is so boring anyway.

So, how exactly did I get to bump into SeiSHUN Gakuin (Or is it Yamaguchi Gakuen?!, I don’t know)? It was because I was taking a break from THE Fandom because of the happenings of 8th. I figured I should raid youtube for some awesome fairies LIVE cams and as I watched a couple of their performances of their new single, In the related videos I saw some interesting live performing Idols so I checked them out!

I found out that there is a tonne of Idol groups out there than what I thought was possible! And the glorious thing about them is that there are a lot of HQ cam videos of their Live un-edited performances that you would not see of AKB unless you are so lucky as to win lotto every time you play. Some come and go just like that. In fact there is one that just ended right after I discovered them just two week ago. This group was known as SakuSaku Musume. They released only one single and just as I was getting into them, I fell onto their very last performance. That was a new record of the shortest lived romance ever! I thank God that I was able to catch them before they left so I have all their videos I can get my hands on.

If any of you follow me on youtube, you will realise that I was subscribing quite a lot  these passed few weeks. This is because of this new discovery of the Idol World I did not know about! In fact if you know anything about H!P and that girl that was just recruited in the Eggs yet she is popular on tumblr, I know where she was before Tsunku snatched her up. She was a part of an Idol group known as SCK 48 Laughing out loud and they released this PV of their song they sang in dedication to the Tsunami victims. She was one of the main vocals and looked to be a great deal important to the group. Then I guess Tsunku saw that vid too and did not waste time snatching her away. Now watching the SCK girls without her feels kind of lonely and empty there. Damn it Tsunku!

There are other groups too that grabbed my attention because they had the yuri effect to them like Ryukyu Idol and SakuSaku Musume and this very one – SeiSHUN Gakuin. There is a thing though with this group. There are two, hmm, no, three Dudes in this group! To make things worse, one even dresses up as a girl and is always in their performances. Thank the Gods though that the camera-men know their stuff and since he is always at the boarders, he is always cut out of the frame. The SHUN in their name is also the name of one guy, who I think is their manager or something. He is JYP (Wondergirls) in that he doesn’t hesitate inserting himself in their performances too. 

But the yuri totally cancels all that out!

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fuck yea

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KaoKin – Y U No Fame?!

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so cute

Only gif I could think of to relay how I feel about these two and this entry from them! Them feels when it turned out that it was just under two or less minutes before 2400 (In Japan) and thus Kinchan’s B-Day! The feels when Kaotan counted down to the hour! The feels knowing that Kinchan was with Kaotan at this time of the day just chilling, smiling, having fun with Kaotan and only Kaotan…

Oh ye gods of yuri…

I am sure the differences between these two is as plain as day and night! But for some reason, when two people who are so opposite of each other get together I get the most feels come out from deep inside my heart when they get together.

And so I just watched the latest BBQ entry. I didn’t understand most of the talk but my yuri Goddess helped me grasp the most interesting parts. Like how towards the end, Kaotan asked Kinchan to say something to her fans and Kichan said she didn’t have anything to say. Kaotan pushed her a bit trying to get her to say something but Kinchan is not that type of person who tells lies. She will say what she feels and she felt that she couldn’t think of anything that she could say other than a simple thank you. She then asked Kaotan to help her out since she knows her better than Kinchan knows herself.

There!

Right there when she said that I felt like melting on the inside. To you who have been watching these episodes of Kaotan’s, you will remember when these segments with her and Kinchan first started and there is no denying that Kaotan has helped Kinchan get to where she is with a bit of change. Look at that happy go lucky Kinchan. So different from the Kinchan of months passed. She did not make Kinchan change her personality but more on the lines of helping her accept her real self which is why I am so very in awe of Kaotan and why I am obsessed with this growing ship.

Then there was this other part where Kinchan says they were going home together but then they reached a junction and Kinchan was hoping Kaotan would say the words – Will you walk home with me? (Or something along those lines) but Kaotan did not say it but Kinchan says she hoped she had said them. Kaotan finally gets embarrassed for once as she says she could never say say something like that.

Then right after that, but still on the same subject, Kaotan says she finds Kinchan cute when she does (something) then it was Kinchan’s turn to go all embarrassed and Kaotan says – ‘Now there is the Kinchan I love…’

Dear my friends, I am having a major crush on these two right now it’s kind of scary really. This goes on and they will join my Hall of Fic! And with the great news of the two during Sousenkyou, with Kaotan taking Undergirls and Kinchan finally ranking (Future Girls), well, they have every reason to be happy. And I am very happy for them too. Kaokin is now my 2nd favourite couple in SKE and if WMatsui continue on as they are, they will be trumped!

What do you guys think of KaoKin?

*More gifs after the jump

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I knew there would be burials on the 8th…

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…And my heart was almost one of them, almost.

Hi there guys,

First, I wish to apologise for making you worried, well, some of you who were nice enough to. I assure you though that there is nothing majorly wrong with me other than my poor heart that was threatened of death during this last Sousenkyou. Believe me, if something that bad does happen to me, I have sisters and a brother to let you all know that this is IT – No more BG! For now though, it was just a matter of the heart.

Now, before you go jumping to conclusions about what exactly, or who, made me like this, I have to dump cold water on you by saying that it has nothing to do with any Top 10, let alone Top 40. No, my attempted killer in the NMB48 fans that oh so butchered my NaMBa Oshii Maachun – Ogasawara Mayu! That’s right, Maachun’s ranking is the reason I almost gave up on this crazy Fandom! It wasn’t the fact that our representative is SASHIKO! Despite that fact alone being all kinds of wrong that Sasshi is now the rep of all Idols in Japan (What? She is at the top of AKB which is at the top of the Idol Business so she is the one that is supposed to be an idol for all the dreamers out there hence all the wrongness of it) Maachun’s ranking is what really got to me the most this fifth time around.

To really grasp how un-fair her position is, let’s go basic. Think of Sayanee’s position, then Milky’s. Think of NMB48 during the beginning when these three were considered the Ace of Triangle as they would appear in shows mostly the three of them. Think of all that love that seemingly is targeted towards Maachun during N theatre performances. I am sure I am not the only one who gets the vibe that she is loved the most while watching them, seriously! Think of the girls’ current personalities in NMB48. Then think of the three’s (SayaMilkychun) ranking in this 5th Senbatsu Sousenkyou.

Now tell me that that gap is not the most unfair of things.

Here is something I tried to do and I wished I shouldn’t even ever have thought of doing it in the first place – I tried to imagine NMB without Maachun.

“…”

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO IT!

Seriously, how? Why?!! Her ranking doesn’t make sense to me whatsoever! No matter how I think of it there just isn’t sense to it. From an already disappointing 60th last year to a measly 54th this year! How?! Why?!! I don’t get it?! Someone explain to me what Sayanee or Milky have that places them boundaries ahead Maachun?! I just can’t figure it out! Someone who should be ashamed of themselves once said to me that it’s because people prefer Idolish girls! To this logic I say – HUH?!!! Maachun is a comedian but she is an Idol comedian. She has what Idols have (Great dancer and performer – so much so she is the replacer of SayaMily when they are absent – I still can’t stretch how important his fact is, Cuter than 40% of the senbatsu rankers, has the bro-some powers of Sashiko – in that she really gets easily along with other girls) and on top of all that she is incredibly funny – NMB is supposed to be about the funny! And then there is all that Maachun chanting during stages!

Where is the logic of her ranking in all of this?! Let me point out who the Center is. Let me ask why Sayanee is ahead of Milky. Maachun not Idolish enough?! Don’t even…God, the more I think about it the more I feel like shutting myself in once more until next year or something!

And the gap between her and SayaMilky is not all. I understand Nana being ahead of her because of her exposure in that weekly show she had until last year so I guessed that her being fourth I could handle – Not that she was fourth, she was fifth because Ainyan got the better of her. This year I was sure she would at least close the gap between her and Nana and be a true fourth but did that happen?! Hell no! In comes not one, not two, not three but four, FOUR!!!!!!!! PREVIOUS NONE-RANKED GIRLS going passed her. THEY ARE ALL AHEAD OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Keicchi (40th)
  2. Fuuchan (44th)
  3. Shuu (49th)
  4. Akarin (50th)

why the fuck whyyyyyyyyyy

 

Akarin, I am happy for because I have always wanted her to rank. I still think of her as the centre for Zetsumetsu Kurokami Shoujo and not Milky. But then there was that thing that got her booted for half a year which saw her not ranking that last Sousenkyou. And so I wouldn’t have thought her to be ahead of Maachun but viola, she is. But as I said, Akarin I can understand. But the other three?!! Keicchi? Fuuchan?! Shuu?!!!!!!!!!!!! I now understand that meme of ‘mind blowing’ and its real meaning. Forget Fan-ism, some things are just not right naturally and Maachun being the last ranked NMB48 girl is most definitely one of them!

And so there you have it my dearest readers. It wasn’t Sashiko being the Centre of the world that means the world to me second only to the world of yuri, that almost made me quit this world of Idols, no, it wasn’t that. It was Maachun – Ogasawara Mayu’s ranking that almost did it! One thing is for sure though, I have lost hope in some of my fellow fans of this fandom and my love for the Family has fallen by almost 60%. Now it’s almost purely on my Oshiis to keep be grounded in this fandom, and the yuri of course. I haven’t watched an AKB show in like…forever…(Not since that episode on AKBINGO). An HKT show without Sakura is dead data on my HDD, I only screen through Geinin now…Everything is just so.

And all because of Maachun’s ranking!

If anyone can explain her ranking to me please, try!

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Not all was bad though…

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