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Another movie?! Is this my month or what!

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hah gaey

Seriously tho, another one already?! Someone up there must really love me!

This movie it seems is based off a manga (saw some sketches) and I have a feeling it is a kind of mystery/supernatural gem of a movie. Supernatural? You so have me at your feet and begging you for mercy already!

Don’t know if I should blame the trailer for exposing a lot since this is a Moonspeak movie and thus I shouldn’t understand a thing about its plot but from I gathered, a girl transfers from the big city (Tokyo of course) to the country side and she most definitely doesn’t look happy about it, like, how all sane people would be! One girl wants to be the best friend of this transfer student from the city and one guy will develop a crush.

All the usual stuff, right? That is until THE girl (played by Seika) appears right in front of the Transfer Student (Played by Anna and the protag).

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石橋杏奈 Ishibashi Anna
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竹富聖花 Taketomi Seika

Our two heroines must be familiar with most of you because Anna has been kind of active lately in dramas and she was in that one kind of sub-texty movie – Kimi no Tomodachi. Her last drama I watched was the Code Blue wannabe titled – Resident 5Nin or something. She was accompanying none other than Naka Riisa and I kind of shipped them during the time of watching. Kinda…

Seika-chan on the other hand, also is one of the young actresses on the rise. Her last movie I watched was one we all here know of – Gal Basara, because it starred our very own Yuria-peace and Ogiso. The last drama of her I watched was yet another troubled-class/saint teacher project titled Kuro no Onna Kyoshi. Shipped her there too with someone ^^

Now these two really beautiful actresses are together in a not-so-subtexty movie together! I was almost ready to put this above Kii and Narumi’s Bushido 16 even before I have gotten a chance to watch it but then I remembered that in Bushido 16 there was no guy in the equation, well, not one relevant! The guy in this one looks really creepy and understanding the plot, or the gist of it, I have a bad feeling about that END!

Going back to the plot, Anna’s characters meets this mysterious girl who just suddenly appears before her. She gets closer to her than the other girls even the wannabe BFF but there is a very big secret surrounding this  mysterious Seika’s character.

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JKT48 Heavy Rotating back in time…to the 90s!

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my eyes!

My Eyes! My beautiful eyes!!

This is DVD Quality!

Oh My God!

I wish to apologise to you dearest NZ, I should have listened to you. I really should have, then maybe my eyes would have been saved from this horror! What type of camera did they shoot this PV on?! For crying out loud, even the first Gen iPhone takes better videos than this! Like, seriously?!

And that’s not the worst part of it! Actually, maybe that’s it because it might be the reason why the next bad things happened, or maybe the next bad thing is what lead to this kind of quality! By which I mean of course that Harugon and Akichan were nowhere to be seen in this! They were in the RIVER PV so I was sure they would be in this one as well but alas! No, they probably were in there in the first version of the PV but they had to cut them out and shoot a quick PV to replace the original.

Makes sense because I was sure in one of the behind the scenes vid all the girls were screaming pyjama as if the PV would be filmed with them in pyjamas all the time but…BUT! There was only one girl we saw in her nighties and it was so quick I don’t even remember what she was wearing. Not that I could even make it out clearly with that quality!

All elements from the original Heavy Rotation were nowhere to be seen! No cake, no lingerie, no skin, no yuri, no nothing! I feel absolutely foolish now for getting all bothered by SNH’s HR. Forgive me China, I was Oh so wrong! My anger was misdirected!

And congrats to AKB too. Someone has produced a worse, much worse, PV (quality-wise) than you! You have my permission to toast a drink to that or something! I mean, seriously?! In this day and age!?! They didn’t even bother at all to do a thing with that video! I mean I am one of those people who absolutely hate stupid effects (I’m here to watch a meaningful mv not a competition on how many effects one can use in a 3min mv you little creeps)  but this video really needed something! Nay, it probably was doomed from the get-go. Effects would not have done a thing to improve that thing! It’s like they took a worn-out vhs, transferred it to a PC, resized the 240×136 video to 480i and voila!

My God!

I don’t even have the energy to go into the absence of the other things! This quality is where I draw the line!

Yuri?

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That’s the only yurific thing in the whole PV, which automatically cancels it because to think of that scene as yuri, there has to be supporting scenes later on. There were none!

Dear JKT, it was really nice knowing ya!

Goodbye!

PS: DO NOT WATCH THIS!

It’s for your own good people!


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SNH48, Heavy Rotating without SaeMaria!

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If not for these two (SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPPPPP),

With no;

  • Lingerie
  • Slumber party
  • Mouth to Mouth
  • SaeMaria
  • CAKE

I would be so royally pissed off at this time but thankfully, my love for yuri is un-paralleled! I mean come on China! Sae and Mariann got me to give a fuck about your side of the family and what the hell do I get after giving one? No Sae or Mariann in either RIVER or Heavy Rotation, like WTF?!! Why in the name of all that’s holly were they there if they would not be even in the first projects?!! Why did they struggle with studying the hardest language alive only for you to…?! No, I don’t want to hear your excuses! At least JKT had Harugon and Akichan in their first single!

So shameless!

To top that biggest flaw, they also dissed the qualities that made Heavy Rotation heavy! Where is my Cake? Where is my lingerie? Where is my mouth-to-mouth feeding!?!! What, you can make a celebrity PV where said celebrities spend the whole runtime naked and hugging with very implied gayness but not even copy-pasta Heavy Rotation right?!

Once again China, I am disappoint!

But…

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