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My God!

 

So, I finally grew enough courage to watch SNCM…

I expected crazy but not this kind of crazy! It’s been a while since I needed subs so badly. I was so lost in this first episode and yet not! Am I even making sense? I don’t think so.

A children show after midnight? A children show with all this craziness? How will the poor defenceless boys survive after being exposed to dat Yukirin? This show made all kinds of sense that is not!

First up was Paruru the builder who could not build anything if her life depended on it. The first lesson that seemed to be about making a toy car from the material provided, our dearest Paruru somehow thought a water melon had something to do with that – a drawing of a water melon –_-

I wonder what her helper was there for. He did nothing to help but bitch. I really feel for him. He was prolly told not to interfere in the master’s work! You could just hear him screaming in his own mind whenever Paruru did something – everything was wrong. Needless to say, the task was failed. She only succeeded in making tires.

Oh Paruru the builder, please choose a different profession.

She did look cute though in that get-up.

 
 
 

Then there was these two (Miorin and Minarun). How I wish I had someone to teach me words like this. I had to read the dictionary like a novel just to get with the rest of the world.

Lucky Japan

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

NOPE~

Then came the restaurant scene and is dat some Harukyan/Reinyan I saw there?! Are they like, on a date or something? Is this going to be explored next week (This week, today?). Oh please let it be so >.<

Any way this segment this episode focused on the JKs Renacchi, Minarun and Ume-chan. I really need subs for this because there was little I understood. This is really strange. I know it’s your fault Yukirin-mama! I understood Bimyo but why not you?!

Why, because Mama Yukirin stole my brain. Not good. I have finals in three weeks!

But from what I understood, Renacchi does things that would attract guys like bees to honey even without knowing it and it drives Minarun and Ume-chan bat-crazy.

But does she really not know…that is the question!

And is it the lighting or does she have a silver strip in her hair there? (A la Rogue in XMen)? Cause if she does, that is pretty damn hot!

And let’s not forget Waitress Macho Shiichan! Umechan and Minarun were great but then she came and stole the scene in less that a minute!

Oh Shiichan, U so crazy~

Please get here soon subs!

 
 

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I think I speak for everyone when I say that this here was the song we were all expecting when we first saw the title for So Long Team B coupling song!

I don’t even need to be a Japanese speaker to know that they didn’t censor nothing in the lyrics! Gods, even their expressions tell everything! It’s like, 100% shit song!

Lemon was trying real hard to stifle her laughter but she failed miserably. Suzuran sure put her soul into this. I wonder if she has a fetish we don’t know about…I guess it’s because she was center so she went all out.

Seriously though, a song about Shitman (Or is it Scatman?)! I don’t even…Can you just imagine the whole of Team B singing this! I have a feeling it would have made it into RH2014. Actually, nothing is stopping this from making it!

UNKO-man!

LOL

 

Guutara Mama? Is this supposed to be Mamarin’s theme song?

Any way, here is the the closing song for episode one titled Guutara Mama. And since it came after Mamarin’s bedtime story…well, I can only speculate.

Milky is centre for this one but my eyes were glued onto the back row with Reinyan and Harukyan who were so openly flirting with each other.

Everyone is cute of course but this is Team B so that ain’t news! Yes, Team B makes you cute no matter who you were before! It just has that effect on members ^^

Speaking of Mamarin…

 

Just a little bit, just a little bit…

 
 

Dat mouth

 
 

Dem angles

 
 
 

Dem close-ups!

I’m sorry, were we supposed to get anything else out of this other than memorising all of Mamarin’s curves!?! I swear I could beat a professional artists were we to have a competition right now about sketching Mamarin! Sleep? Bitch please, my eyes did not blink the whole six or something minutes Mamarin was on screen!

Damn, where is 3D when you need it! I so could not resist licking my screen when they closed in on those delicious lips!

God!

If they seriously thought this segment would make kids sleep, they are solely mistaken! The next 12 Sundays will be seeing red-blotted eyes come mornings and parents will think there is a bug going on. They would be right of course.

It’s the Mamarin bug…and I already has it!