Is 2012 the GAYEAR?!

Everything is so gay that I feel like I am in a dream of some sort! Seriously, this PV is so not straight it almost tales on Katafina without even trying. And this is their first single!!

Oh Lord!

 

So, here be Nogizaka46’s 1st Single Guru Guru Curtain  PV. And apart from the dance shots, the whole PV took place in a classroom (apart from that Minami love letter scene – but it might still be in the class, you never know. Hah, a classroom with lilies, like that exists)

 
 

Anyways this is either a gay school or class because nobody seems to give a frak when every other pair is making out behind the curtains. Is there some kind of understanding going on between them? it might make sense since they seem to be exchanging partners like they would books and whatever goodness they are doing behind those curtains,  are only limited by one’s imagination! Thankfully God shared enough with me!

 
 

What is this, the 30s? Oh well, at least we can now fully imagine how flirt back then – Flip the other’s skirt…covertly! Do it in groups to deceive those strict, ignorant adults who think you’re just playing a normal game or something.

Those poor poor adults!

How about after here, you and me, well, you know…

Nanami-chan, now you’re seducing Ikuta Erika? Y U no shame, have?

Bubble-gum lesbians!
Fuck Yeah!

Ooh, that’s a new one!

 

Well, somebody sure is jelly!

I am so shipping these two right now so very hard! And yeah, I am talking about 15yrs old Rina-chan and 13yrs old Minami-chwan~ And did they just break Kumin x Non age record? LOl

Frikkin Curtains!

I have a feeling someone (Matsumura Sayuri) is not so into this relationship.

Ooh, Feet Flirting.

This PV is doing it like a Master race! Female Directors FTW!

Damn curtains again! I wanted to know who these are.

I Got You!

I knew it! She got dumped. But fear not Hashimoto Nanami , Saitou Yuri (LOL) loves you.

Minami-chan you little playa, what are you doing in a yuri garden receiving love letters from other girls? Your hasbando is not gonna be pleased!

Damn, what’s with these lolis and cheating on just about everyone else? They think they own the world or someth-

Ah crud!

 

Ikoma, that’s kakkoii!

This is one of the few groups whose centre I approve of! The other being NMB48 (Both Saya-nee and Milky rule) and TGS! And before you mention it, there is something about Acchan that just doesn’t click for me yet! When I find out I will let you all know. And as for SKE48, if even the staff can’t still decide between WMatsui, neither shan’t I even try it, lest I burn!

Any ways, Rina-chan is fabu! She has to be like, the cutest centre ever and her dojikko qualities are like moe-drug overloads! And even away from the cut-scenes, they girls seem to have an obsession with each other’s skirts! Hmmm, why wasn’t ‘skirts’ thrown into the title I wonder! It could have been something like ‘Guru Guru Lesbian Skirt Curtains’ or something. No? Well, that’s just like, my opinion, man!

The uniforms came out of nowhere but they somehow make me think of Idol days gone by. Even their fugly underpants (yes, I saw those. Any AKB fan always checks those. AKB started with this theme after all. Too bad they forgot about it. What’s up with those ugly things they make the girls wear these days. Such a turn off. Please return to your roots dear AKB/SKE/NMB. Thank you!) but thankfully, those were limited to the dance parts. In the movie cut scenes, they are still in those lovely black miracles of undies. I frikking love those things! I pray Nogizaka doesn’t change too!

Any ways back to sense, I don’t think I will be putting this song on my mobile but the PV most definitely will make it! Where there is yuri, there is a will – My Card always seems to somehow become a bottomless pit of credits when it comes to yuri so, beautiful, beautiful GuruCat, welcome to my shopping basket!

Can’t wait for the bonus material!

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Seriously, AKB is getting left behind. NMB48 can be excused since they have their own unique thing they are doing but AKB is supposed to be the main ship! Where is my pure yuri PV?! Even their rivals are ahead of the game! AKB48 better come up with one some time soon or else! Hebirote doesn’t count at all. It was a sex party that was meant to be forgotten the next day! And if they don’t do it with the current generation line-up, well, I will just have to leave you wondering! Now..

—GET GGC Lesbians—

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