Not only did I make first contact,

But I also discovered the 10th world mystery

You think I am exaggerating? Well, we shall see about that?!!

First up is the alien in disguise going by the alias ‘Ikuta Erika’.

This week is the cooking episode and by the gods!?

And I thought AKB was bad! If that was bad then this kind of…not cooking doesn’t even register!

Ikuta is asked to make this;

Simple egg muffin (don’t know what the name actually is)

What Ikuta actually makes is this;

Actually that looks kind of edible…if you are starved for a week!

But, it’s not the goal that is the issue rather the method that is brain wrecking!

So how did this girl go about her cooking? Well…

First, she beat an egg (yep! only one) after a little difficulty at deciding which are the eggs from the ingredients (no joke!) and she beat the egg at such speed you’d thing she had a train to catch in two minute.

Actually, she did everything in a hurry.

Next, she turned on the hot plate…a second after turning the hot plate,

The dear dear girl proceeded to lay the egg straight onto said plate – DIRECTLY onto the plate!

I am sorry but I…

Ah but that’s not all…

 

She then proceeds to add her secret ingredients to the…what in the name of a…IS THAT FISH?!!!

But wait, that’s not the end of it!

 
 

Dear Erika, having seen that something is amiss, fixes things up by grabbing a frying pan (finally!) and while I sigh in relief thinking that she is going to start all over again and give a silly ‘U just got troll’d’ grin, she instead scoops up the ‘hot plate goodness’ and directly into the pan. Then she adds in another egg (which she doesn’t even beat) to make up for the loss!

…

Okay, this is just…

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As for Sayuri, she is to make fried rice! Which looks something like this;

Instead this is what she makes!

 

This…

What is this I don’t even…

I rest my case!