Stop playing with my mind Takamina!

What exactly are you girl?!

These are from the latest episode (episode 12).

 
  

 
 
 

I was having a hard time trying to decide whom I think is the most fun to listen to in AKB48 between Takamina and Sayaka and this latest episode really did nothing to help. While Sayaka dominated the last two episodes with her DADA and manager characters, this time Takamina stomped about with her Drive Instructor character.

That instructor who spent more time messing with my mind than actual driving lessons. Actually, the never even got into the car and the only driving lessons that were given were the safety issues to consider before entering a car. Issues that Takamina kept twisting and twisting around to put forward some kind of psychological point which I don’t know if it was towards other members or the fans. The issue she was on about was the popularity versus the number of AKB48. What do other girls think of themselves when time comes for senbatsu election? Let’s face it, apart from graduation of the top dogs, there is no chance in hell that the members that rank under 50 will ever climb to the top 10 list, is there? So what goes on in the minds of these girls?

As for the reason it was really chosen, Takamina was I guess a letch as she seemed to have a fetish of holding onto Aki-chan’s hands. It was almost like she was interrupting and going on about the babble only so she could get the chance to hold Aki-chan’s hands once more. Me has a feeling that by the end of these driving lessons, Takamina might have won Aki-chan over just from the hand seductions, though doubtful. I mean who in their right minds would go for a real geezer like Takamina’s character? But Aki-chan might just be into those so who knows…

But despite Takamina’s intimate relationship with words, Sayaka still takes the cake. She just doesn’t simply say the lines with feeling and make them realistic but she adds in that humour that makes even those who know not of what is actually being said, to split their face into a wide smile.So Sayaka wins this one. that DADA segment was just to die for.

The other favourite one was about Yui.

 
 

 
 

So hot Haru-kyan~

She may have a weak personality (which is the reason I got to like her actually), and she may make fans questions whether she really is from Osaka were it not for the accent, but give this girl a role and she will pull it off perfectly. From Otabe, to Homayan to this latest, she has played all characters really well despite the differences. If this keeps up, she might just be creeping her way onto my unforgettable member list.

This latest character she plays is hard to put a fix on. Is he a playa or is he just a simple dumbbell? I couldn’t quite tell. I mean he put on an air of a gentleman, dressed up as a gangster (actually looked almost like Yuka from that other Bar episode) but went around playing kiddy games like bullying Haru-kyan –

Haru-kyan who almost made me spit my drink thanks to that get-up! Like, what’s happening to you girl? Deciding to get that hair-cut was like coming across a genie’s lamp. When she goes all danso, the hair is perfect for it. When she goes all lady-like, like in this episode, well, see for yourselves.

Any ways, Boss Yui walks up to Haru-kyan and makes her hold a glass of beer on her thumbs. The deed makes her unable to move without spilling the drink and breaking the glass were she to do it. Boss Yui leaves her like that and moves onto the next victim.

 
 

Salary man Mayumi is drunk out of her mind and stumbles into Boss Yui. Boss Yui pretends to be all friendly with Salary man Mayumi but it turns out he was only sticking a paper with the word “idiot” on it on Salary man Mayumi’s back! Boss Yui, U so bad!

 
 
 
 

Outside in the alleyway, Boss yui comes to a lady who is passed out near the rubbish bins, drank out her mind. Didn’t catch the reasons why he did it but Boss Yui proceeded to stack cans on Sleeping Beauty Kitarie’s forehead (She was sleeping face up). When she woke up, well, you can understand what happened!

And that was the end of that segment.

Too bad really that Boss Yui didn’t hook up with Sexy Haru-kyan, beat the night lights out of drunk Salary man Miyumi for bumping into him or have his way with Sleeping Beauty Kitarie(and thus totally vulnerable – and would teach her a lesson of over drinking). They would most definitely learn the error of their ways that way and wasn’t he supposed to be a gangster? I am so disappoint in fellas these days. Back in my day, we fellas meant business. When we went somewhere, even insects knew not to cross in front of us. But fellas these days…Oops, forget I said that.

Any ways, yeah. Still enjoying Bimyo.