The World’s Youngest Devil?

From Episode 9

Harugon (Team A’s Nakagawa Haruka) is back and she’s a chick magnet(Not chick as in girls…Think about it) as usual. Not even 1 year olds can resist her charms.

Tsundere princess Love-tan (Team A’s Oota Aika) is the baby and Haachan (Team A’s Katayama Haruka) is Mother dearest.

 
 
 
 
 

It’s morning and mother dearest is saying goodbye to her favourite babydoll (the only one really) in the world while the new baby sitter Harugon stand by the side patiently (It has to be her first day I would bet).

Just as I am sitting there wondering where this is going, with Love-tan making baby noises at Mom dearest, I almost choke on my tea at the turn of the events.

When Mom leaves for work, as Harugon starts her being acquainted with the baby, her jaw almost drops (like mine) when the baby starts talking. Seriously talking!

Harugon: You are 1 year old, right?
Love-ko (I think she’s called here): Yeah…
Harugon: How…?!!

I know I shouldn’t have been so taken aback but I was. This just goes to show how well these girls execute their roles I guess.

 
 
 
 
 

Love-ko: Any who, get me that, will you? *Makes puffing signs*
Harugon: I am not giving you smoke!
Love-ko: Not smoke, that *makes clear signs*
Harugon: Oh, that! *Fetches a mouth suckle for Love-ko*

Being the baby that she is, Love-ko is overjoyed after she takes a turn at the suckle. The happy noise she makes though, comes off as one a geezer would make!

 

Love-ko: Any who, I tell you that woman (Mother dear) is a huge pervert. Would you believe it? She kisses me like, all the time.
Harugon: Of course she does, she’s your mother.

Love-ko: Many times she’s made me touch and even suck her tits (‘cause she doesn’t say it nicely)!
Harugon: It’s natural. All babies do it.

 
 

Love-ko: Then at night, she frequently sneaks into my room and starts undressing me!
Harugon: She;s just checking if you wet yourself.

Love-ko: And then, even though she says she loves me best in the whole world would you believe it? *motions for Harugon to get closer* She’s always doing this and that with some man!
Harugon: That’s you Dad!

 
 

Love-ko: I tell you that woman is just one big pervert – a lolicon. – Sigh – I’m beat. Bring me some alcohol!
Harugon: No can do! I am getting you some warm milk.

 
 
 
 
 
 

When she goes to the storage to get the bottle, Harugon knocks over a real expensive-looking piece of pottery. It turns out it’s that expensive. There is no way Harugon could pay for it so Love-ko proposes that Harugon put the blame on her. After all what are the parents going to do?!

Harugon is sceptical but there is no way she can afford to pay for the vase so she caves into Love-ko’s idea. Of course Love-ko would want something in turn so Harugon finally serves Love-ko the alcohol – double shots to boot!

 

As expected, Love-ko is flying after just one swig. Hence forth cometh the perv…

  
 

Love-ko: You know, looking at you up close, you are one fine woman. How about we go steady?
Harugon: Eh?…Erm…No thank you!
Love-ko: You are lonely, aren’t you?
Harugon: *shocked* What? How did you…?!

Don’t really know how she knows but she starts stating out Harugon’s broken life with her ex and in great detail.

 

Love-ko: *Pulls Harugon down on top of her* Let’s do it. We shall make babies and I’ll be a, Old Man (a Dad) at 2.

Hmm…For some reason Harugon didn’t seem that against the idea.

Heh

 

Of course Mother Dearest comes back right at that moment (She had forgotten something) and of course Love-ko is back at making baby noises and looking all innocent to Mother Dearest. Harugon is left to ponder her hellish future.

~The END~

I swear the Japanese have it so good. I am no that good at all at Japanese but this episode had me in stiches. I sure can’t imagine how awesome it would be if I clearly understood what was going on but I have hope that our recent favourite subbers will pick this up as well.

Ja.