Dead Melancholy
Akimoto Sayaka (Dad), Kitahara Rie (Mom) and Yamauchi Suzuran (Daughter)
Womanizer
Masuda Yuka (Dude), Kuramochi Asuka (Lady) and Oya Shizuka (Bartender)
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The first seg (about zombies) was in episode 7 and the ladies’ man in episode 8.
It was just another typical morning in the one typical zombie family with the Dad waking up with a hang over and smelling like dead flesh (well) just in time for breakfast.
They paly their usual game of telling lame jokes and then rewarding each other by beating the crap out of each other. This time Dad received a fork in the brains, Mom two knives in the stomach (She seems to love knives) and the Daughter getting a bottle smashed on her head.Yep, just another typical happy day in the zombie family…
Or is it?
Just as Dad is happily thankful to the Lord for his happy family at the moment, Mom cuts the air if half!
She is not so sure about Dad is going on about! What exactly could she mean?
This is not Dad’s day to be.
Mom found his old love letters from his past lovers. Letters so old in fact they are centuries old. One from one Maria is two hundred years old while Naomi’s is 300 years!!
Tears of blood ensues which results in Mom and Daughter leaving.
Dad: Please don’t go. I would die were you to leave me!
Mom: Even though you can’t die. (He’s a zombie)
Mom and daughter leave any ways and Sayaka-papa is left to wallow in his pained cried.
Or are they…?
Dad takes this chance of alone time to get into contact with the mentioned past lovers to see if they could still get it on. First up he contacts Maria…
Dad: Hello? Maria? It’s been 200 years. How about we meet up and…
Dad: Oh! I see. You got married to a 70 year old (younger) zombie.
Downers!
Dad: Oh Hi Naomi, It’s been what, 300 years? How is it…
Dad: I see, she was killed ten years ago by Milla Jovovich (Alice) in Bio Hazard (Resident Evil)
Oh God! Sayaka is just so…
And that resident evil reference some how got me in stiches.
Seeing no chance with the old lovers, Dad decided it best to apologise to his family and perhaps they will come back so he calls Mom up.Mom who was just standing there behind him with their daughter. They had come back because the Daughter begged Mom to forgive him but…
Dad: Surely you didn’t just hear everything…
Mom: Everything!
Uh-Oh!
Dad can do nothing else but fall on his knees and apologise. Like that would do a thing in his favour.
Mom: And you call yourself a human being?!
Dad: I am a zombie though!
Mom and Daughter seriously leave this time. Who knows if they might come back and when?
Dad tips to his sorrows!
~The END~
LOL!
Count on a Sayaka episode to break s smile upon your face. Seriously!
Heh.
Moving on…
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Not much talking went on in this segment. In fact I doubt that the ladies’ man said a word at all.
All he seemed to do was woo the awesomely good looking lady at the bar with gifts.
The first one was a drink that he sent sailing on the table top in a glass.
Nice one Ladies’ man, and nice catch Lady Asuka.
Next came, and would you believe it, a piece of beef!
Like, seriously?!
And all the time the Ladies’ man trying his best to look all fabulous and all.
*Snicker*
Ahhh but what if the lady has not the ingredients to go with the beef?! So let’s throw in a basket of veggies in there as well!
Cooly send a wink her way to show her how much you think of her!
Like, what?!
Oh but wait, how is the lady going to carry all my gifts?! Let’s throw in a…
WTF is that?!
For the finale, the Ladies’ man decides to bring out his tramp card.
A huge diamond ring!
…It is not!
What comes the Lady’s way is a Love Guru!!!!!
The look on Lady Asuka’s face says it all!
Jesus!
~The END~
Seriously guys, this show!
I’m lovin’ ‘t
And in case someone doesn’t know, the Guru is AKB48 Team 4’s Abe Maria.
百合 Fever 
November 28, 2011 at 19:24
Oh man… That scene with the Ladies’ man was so… I can’t even say a thing. Asuka just looked sooo beautiful. I always adored her because she’s such a “babe” especially in those clothes. I can understand why Masuda has fallen for her. I usually don’t like these scenes in movies, but with these girls in it I just love it. This kinda reminds me a show called “Rakka Onna” aired around 2005 I think, where guys showed technics how to “get a girl”. I liked that show. There were 3 girls, and usually two of them were used as “prize”.(Aragaki Yui and An Sayuri) The guys were Like Ogi and Yahagi (Now in NemosuTV), Yamasato (Now at Janken Tournament and various shows.)
I always wanted to play a role like that. By that I mean the Ladies’ Man, because I’m totally the opposite of that character. And Masuda even had some body hair on her chest, like real men do. (Khm… Chuck Norris… Khm…) 🙂
November 28, 2011 at 19:33
Ew…Body hairs ^^
Asuka is sexy even without dressing up so I figured everyone knew it already. I should really stop assuming.
Is this TV show you speak of worth watching? (As ina any girl bonding?) and Aragaki was like how old then?! LOL Isn’t that the time she was in Sh15uya too? She was so young then
November 28, 2011 at 19:47
well I believe she was around 17 or so… And no, that show was a full hetero show so it might be good for me, but I think you’ll find very to no interest in it. Sorry, no cake for you this time. 🙂
PS: I do not follow Gakki’s career as she is not my favorite actress.
November 28, 2011 at 19:53
Aww, that’s too bad!
And I wonder who is your favourite actress…
November 28, 2011 at 20:22
In the past it was Sawajiri Erika, but when she became the Japanese Lindsay Lohan I was disappointed in her. Even more so when I saw her showing of her *ss at Fashion TV. I found her replacement when I saw Nobuta. wo Produce drama. From that point my new favorite actress is now Horikita Maki. I would want a GF like her, but I think it will stay a dream forever.
November 28, 2011 at 21:27
I lol’d at the Lindsay Lohan reference. Too bad she is even lower than that. Lohan has a girlfriend (and yuri makes everything better) so yeah!
I love Maki too and have Nobuta on my HDD. The fact that Toda was in too makes it all the better!